Arrested

By shikushiku - 03/08/2016 03:12 - United States - Plano

Today, my father went missing. Naturally worried, we searched his workplace, hospitals, and other locations. Turns out he got arrested for driving around town drunk out of his mind. Oh, and it's my birthday. Thanks for throwing me a great (search) party, dad. FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 382
You deserved it 989

Same thing different taste

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There ain't no party like a search party.

jcash52426 5

Maybe he's freaking out that is baby is all grown up and that was how he reacted to it

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At least you didn't find him dead on the side of the road. Be grateful. Happy birthday.

aw, OP your post makes me miss my daddy so much, he used to get drunk and do stupid things too..bless him..enjoy him while you still have him :) you can party anytime, catch up on your birthday this weekend or whenever ;)