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As a treat

By Username - 28/06/2011 20:40 - United States

Today, I stepped in a turd. Not a dog turd, my grandmother's turd. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 10/11/2011 17:07 - Ireland

Today, I stepped in a pile of dog shit. While trying to get it off by wiping my foot on the grass, I stepped in another pile. FML

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Let's get you home Grandma

By Ima_Moronski - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML

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By lvegadelgado_6 - 10/08/2015 14:32 - United States - Deerfield

Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML

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By Noname - 26/10/2008 21:20 - United States

Today, while at the dinner table, my grandmother told me she backed over a cat. FML

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By anonymous - 19/02/2015 16:06 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, whilst walking to a primary school to give pupils a lesson on cleanliness, I tripped and landed on a dog turd. FML

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By BaliTheDog - 24/03/2013 23:01 - France

Today, I was walking my dog when he stopped in the middle of the street and took a dump. I looked around furtively but saw nobody, so I just kept walking. I stepped in it on the way back home. FML

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Inspection time

By Anonymous - 22/06/2013 05:01 - United States - Monterey

Today, my grandmother made a rule that every time we take a crap, she has to examine the turds to make sure they aren't big enough to clog up the pipes. I don't know what's worse: that she looks at my turds, or the fact that she actively comments on them. FML

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By dirtyfoot - 18/01/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML

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By cAPITOLpORN - 23/06/2015 15:57 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2011 23:07 - Canada

Today, I took a dump without checking for toilet paper. I then called my step dad, who said "use the stuff in the garbage." FML

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forthepainx3 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 8:27

she sounds fun.

Itzmeh 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 8:32

I have a feeling an explanation can only make this more disgusting.

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loveyoux3333 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 8:51

look where your walking!!

loveyoux3333 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 8:52

look where you walkk!!! ;D

sandmancometh 3

Wednesday 29 June 2011 8:52

HOdY shit...

waywil 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 11:37

Think you ment oldie shit...lol!

madhukar 3

Wednesday 29 June 2011 9:03

look before you leap.., or step for that matter.

woahwoahwow 9

Wednesday 29 June 2011 9:17

I'm sure your grandmother felt horrible about it. So it's very kind of you to be on here, mocking her for it. I hope you do the same when you're older.

clouds7 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 9:38

Either clean it off or throw them away and get new ones it's your call :)

kenziemakayla 5

Wednesday 29 June 2011 9:46

this made me laugh xD

heytheresophie 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 9:47

it's definitely adult diaper time.

Das_Judenburg 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 9:58

Winning.

daxter136 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 10:01

only in san francisco

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