Ass man

By blaaargh - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Seymour

Today, my dad uttered the words, "You gotta admit, your mother's got one hell of an ass." FML
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Tripartita 44

Then, with a deranged look, you replied, "Bro, don't get me started on how comfortable and spacious her uterus is."

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abbyade 21

Lol your dad is the real MVP! Atleast he's still got the hots for your mum. Can't say the same for a lot of couples out there.

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JusTheo 17

I hope you at least are an adult, cause if your dad asked you this if you are a teen. A weird part of your life is about to happen.

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LT_Silva101 18

Look up Oedipus complex

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Swandive235 27

Even though it's weird for the kid, every generation of kids are weirded out at their parents sometimes.

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FemskyD 26

haha well thats just a bit much dad xD

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oobergoober89 16

Good to know he's still interested in her

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abbyade 21

Lol your dad is the real MVP! Atleast he's still got the hots for your mum. Can't say the same for a lot of couples out there.

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TheNewGuy03 28

Awkward situation, but good news, really. Most couples are not like this, and even a good portion of them that stay together for long periods aren't really "attracted" to their partners anymore; they've just grown accustomed to being with that person.

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