Awkward, TMI and Miscellaneous: Ass man

Ass man

By blaaargh - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Seymour

Today, my dad uttered the words, "You gotta admit, your mother's got one hell of an ass." FML

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Tripartita 44

Sunday 28 February 2016 0:39

Then, with a deranged look, you replied, "Bro, don't get me started on how comfortable and spacious her uterus is."

abbyade 21

Sunday 28 February 2016 0:36

Lol your dad is the real MVP! Atleast he's still got the hots for your mum. Can't say the same for a lot of couples out there.

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InversedGalaxy 11

Sunday 28 February 2016 19:28

Ur mum har har

oksureeee 8

Sunday 28 February 2016 20:20

Relationships goals

austinsixx1994 11

Monday 29 February 2016 5:19

Hahah well then

Guy1009 15

Monday 29 February 2016 5:48

Least you know he is still interested in your Mom.

edmunson 22

Monday 29 February 2016 6:22

Best dad award goes to...

bad_boyfriend 10

Monday 29 February 2016 14:30

This is me as a parent.

Metallicality 5

Tuesday 1 March 2016 19:36

I'm sorry I can't respond I'm too busy LAUGHING MY ASS OFF

Smurf97 10

Tuesday 1 March 2016 21:13

Whatever, that's gonna be me as a dad

peterblackmer91 12

Saturday 8 May 2021 1:18

I think its great that he's still attracted to your mother.

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