Assumptions

By Bellend - 21/02/2012 07:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I noticed a flashy car badly parking itself in a handicapped space. I hate the asshats who do this, so I went up to berate the driver. After an opening salvo of coarse language, a glint of light on his wheelchair in the back caught my eye. I then had to apologise for being a shitehawk. FML
I agree, your life sucks 6 622
You deserved it 42 679

Same thing different taste

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FruityLoooons 8

Hah. Shitehawk. Anyway, why are people solving things by being impulsively aggressive, nowadays? Geez.

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roe010992 10

People need to realise that not all disabilities are visible. My disability makes walking excruciating, I have a valid badge on my windscreen, yet because I'm young and don't have a wheelchair, I regularly get shit from other drivers.

PYLrulz 17

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usnwife 18

So someone with a wheelchair, who doesn't have the pain when walking, should get the spot over someone without it that has to deal with more pain? Yeah... That seems right. Idiot

KelBelAndNats 7

46, that's a really naive outlook. Just because someone is young doesn't mean they aren't in excruciating pain when they walk. Just because they look healthy doesn't mean they are healthy. For some people, "toughing it out" could mean they only do that one thing for the whole day due to pure exhaustion from walking those extra few metres. That comment makes you an asshat.

46- your comment is a bit ridiculous. I'm almost 31, and have had 3 spinal fusions and a recent surgery to place a spinal cord stimulator in my back. I live with chronic pain that could make someone want to kill themselves. So, since I'm young, I should let the person in the wheelchair take a parking spot? I probably would do that to be kind (I have no doubt I would), but YOU have no idea who is "deserving" of a handicap parking space. Your logic sucks.

HannahWho 8

Not to be rude, but if you are in a wheel chair you should not be driving alone. I understand some people want to be independent, but I almost lost my ability to walk because an old, handicapped woman was driving alone and had some sort of attack and almost killed me and my sister. It is also rather cruel to tell someone who is terrible pain they need to walk a few extra feet because they look young. If its that hard for you to go to the store, order groceries online or have someone come with you.

MissHayleyJames 7

Just because you're in a wheelchair doesn't mean you can't drive. I think some older people who have slower reaction times and whatnot shouldn't be driving, but if they're totally capable of functioning normally, except they're in a wheelchair they should still be able to drive.

My uncle lost use of his legs years ago and therefor has to use a wheelchair, yet he's still driving. Whenever he gets a car, they wire his accelerator and brakes to his steering wheel to where it's kind of like an extra set of signals. He can drive like any other person can, maybe even better because he's more cautious. In your case, it seems to be the lady had a condition that influenced her driving skills in a way a physical disability wouldn't. So don't blame it on her wheelchair, blame it on whatever else she had.

perdix 29

Who the **** are you to enforce parking regulations on your own? Batmetermaid? A lot of people who have handicapped placards don't have visible disabilities. My psychiatrist issued me one because I told him I have a debilitating fear of walking long distances.

FeroniaMoonscyth 2

Urm... What? What diagnosis did he give you, if I may ask?

Perdix is suffering from severe sarcasmia. No cure for him, worse luck. It doesn't seem to be contagious though as it's gone right over your head.

perdix 29

#106. Longawalkaphobia. My shrink says it with a Greek accent that makes the bureaucrats swoon and issue me the placard.

Let's see, adjectives that work for you: A: asshat...that's good B: Shitehawk...humm, never heard of that one C: Douche Bag... fitting and to the point D: Jerkoff.. again, no wasted words, right to the point Always look before you "leap". What if it had been a little old lady, how "manly" would you feel then? How about the wife of a 6' 5" 260 pound guy? Maybe he would have gotten his point across by flattening the point on your head. Besides, who made you the "parking god"?

Just bc people don't appear to be handicapped doesn't mean anything. My Dad, Mom and Husband are all disabled and walk around pretty well. Both my parents drive nice vehicles. So when people park in handicapped parking it's probably for a reason. Total douche bag move!!!!

You should know that not all handicaps are visible. Some "asshat" might not have a wheelchair or mobility aid - but might have an artificial leg you can't see or some sort of disease (weak heart, cancer, etc) that make walking long distances either painful, difficult, or dangerous. Quit being such a nanny and mind your own business.

Tiecho 4

YDI just for using words like 'shitehawk' and 'asshat'

Am I the only one who didn't understand this post?

charmanderCHAR 5

Yes, because you are still going through puberty. Read a goddamn book.

Clearly 60 isn't the only one, as many, many people have made similar comments.

I'm not entirely sure I know what half the words you used mean. Still sucks though.