Bosses, Awkward and Work: Awks…

Awks…

By dotcomboy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boss asked me to call his new phone to make sure it's working. When his phone didn't ring, he looked at my phone to confirm I called him. My boss then saw that I'd entered him into my phonebook as "Douchebag." FML

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alex_vik 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 20:01

YDI for putting him in as "Douche Bag"

Crunchy_fml 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 20:06

his phone didn't ring, you could've played it off like the douchebag was someone else

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xoxcinderellaxox 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 11:19

lol! i do that too! i'll probably get caught one of these days

ladidalisa 0

Wednesday 9 June 2010 14:30

already saw one like this. COPY.

Kk_Waylen24 21

Monday 1 April 2013 7:46

That's rude.

MBrabs1996 22

Monday 18 April 2016 6:48

Haha don't feel bad. Everyone at work knows that I changed my boss's name in my phone to Satan

MBrabs1996 22

Wednesday 11 May 2016 3:27

It's okay. I put my boss into my phone as Satan

And1 12

Wednesday 20 October 2021 21:52

Call him by his real name - ‘********’

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