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By dotcomboy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boss asked me to call his new phone to make sure it's working. When his phone didn't ring, he looked at my phone to confirm I called him. My boss then saw that I'd entered him into my phonebook as "Douchebag." FML
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alex_vik 0

YDI for putting him in as "Douche Bag"

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Crunchy_fml 0

his phone didn't ring, you could've played it off like the douchebag was someone else

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alex_vik 0

YDI for putting him in as "Douche Bag"

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DuhthatsObvious 0

I think it's hilarious, FYL for sure!

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Radon210 1

YDI you should have at least be smart enough to change it when he asked you to call him

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justdancebbyx3 7

ROFL!!!! YDI, big time.

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griffmo24 0

wait if it didn't ring then how did he know it was his

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JasonThorn 20

Boss: "So...he doesn't respect me AND he has the sense of humor of a 12-year-old..."

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TNT123 0

I can make my dick touch my ****!

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ferrarifan777 0

if youre gonna say something don't be an idiot

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volleyballgirl16 0

rolfcopter thats ****** hilarious but has nothing to do with the FML

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krause_fml 0

why would you do it right in front of him? YDI

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Crunchy_fml 0

his phone didn't ring, you could've played it off like the douchebag was someone else

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xero_art 0

obv, it would have a time on it....and a number....

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XOfiestypixie 0

I can understand entering nicknames for your friends, family, and significant other, but insults for your boss/any other people you don't like is immature. You might think it's funny, but it's awkward and embarrassing when the person finds out; like you have now realized. YDI

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Kaination 0

haha. that's actually hilarious. sucks to be you :]

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RyaWolf 0

I do that with my ex wife, but the name satan comes up with the exorcist theme song, with the pic of a devil. I agree with putting their rightful names in my phone book as well. satan douche its all the same person.

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lmmmr 0

You must be a terrible a judge of character to have married Satan.

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deja54 0

You'd be surprised the things you don't find out until someone has no incentive to hide it anymore. Like, after a divorce.

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RyaWolf 0

its not until after the I do's were done before they come out. Ever thought of that? probably not because of the fact you reacted to quickly to respond than to think about it. haha you made me laugh. NOT!!!

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RyaWolf 0

its not until after the I do's were done before they come out. Ever thought of that? probably not because of the fact you reacted to quickly to respond than to think about it. haha you made me laugh. NOT!!!

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