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By notwhatithought - 21/08/2015 19:43 - Germany - Erlangen

Today, the professor I've had a crush on informed me that there's only one way left I could still pass his course. Thinking this was an attempt to flirt with me, I told him I'd do anything he could imagine. He then looked confused when he asked me to write an essay. FML

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By Rachel - 23/10/2014 04:04 - United States - Waynesburg

Today, I was passing notes in class with my crush. I started to pour my heart out and tell him about how I've liked him for years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it, laughed, and tore it up. He then looked at me and said, "I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2012 08:24 - United States

Today, after complaining that I had nothing to write about in my weekly journal for college, my professor suggested in front of everyone that I should get a girlfriend. FML

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By hale_551 - 11/09/2015 16:34

Today, I asked my teacher if he could tutor me for my upcoming exam. He said he'd look into it and let me know later. I later got called to the principal's office because my teacher claimed I'd propositioned him for sex. FML

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By ohforchristssake - 21/09/2015 02:15 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML

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By NotCuteEnough - 24/08/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML

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By helpme - 25/09/2015 13:46 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML

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You deserved it 7 777

By emselin - 18/09/2012 20:07 - Denmark - Niv

Today, someone brought cake to class. Trying to get some attention from the guy I have a crush on, I asked if he wanted my piece of cake. He accepted it, and then offered it to another girl. FML

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By dntstopmenow - 14/03/2009 05:27 - United Kingdom

Today, I was writing a very important email to my college professor. I went upstairs for something and came back down to send it. I later asked him today why he hadn't responded to which he said "I'm flattered...but can't." My roommate had added "love you xxx" at the end of the email. FML

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You deserved it 7 678

By crushed - 14/09/2013 17:04 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I got really excited when I got an email from a guy I've been flirting with in my math class. Turns out he thinks I stole his calculator and wants it back immediately. There goes my chance. FML

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You deserved it 3 587

By Gaylord - 28/04/2016 02:17 - United States - Aspers

Today, I realized that my somewhat flamboyant behavior may have given people the wrong impression when my classmate tried to set me up with one of her male friends. I've been trying to work up the courage to ask her out all semester. FML

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fotomiep 7

Saturday 22 August 2015 15:04

What cheap romance novel did you think you were in?

laurenhem 26

Saturday 22 August 2015 15:04

The **** did I just read

Comments

CallMeWindSock 24

Sunday 23 August 2015 1:23

Tja ja was da unten in Bayern abgeht ist für uns deutsche manchmal echt peinlich...

gilbertclarence 9

Sunday 23 August 2015 1:37

naughty america

Lalala579121 27

Monday 24 August 2015 7:33

If Germany suddenly decided to call itself America, sure.

fantasyworld 37

Sunday 23 August 2015 1:38

Reading this makes me uncomfortable. Life's not a porno.

Witchylady 17

Sunday 23 August 2015 2:46

Seriously, you would have considered sleeping with your lecturer? Have a bit of class and actually go to class and study like every other student.

gman422011 4

Sunday 23 August 2015 3:11

you are failing at much more than the class. YDI

jleach287 11

Sunday 23 August 2015 3:59

He's a professor, not a pornstar.

Jeremiah722 19

Sunday 23 August 2015 4:52

So thirsty

SexyMexi21 23

Sunday 23 August 2015 5:05

Wow. You were deep in a relationship life cheap romance.

daemonsparta 16

Sunday 23 August 2015 5:08

you dont live in a ****, most professors are professional...of you loke your professor so much treat his class with respect and di your work honestly.