Love, Facebook, Dad jokes and Social Media: Awkward much?

Awkward much?

By iskalion - 10/10/2015 05:39 - Canada - Grande Prairie

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents over lunch. Unfortunately, I showed my dad her Facebook profile beforehand and he wouldn't stop making cracks about her duckfacing. It started with, "Don't let her eat the bread, it'll puff up in her stomach and kill her", and ended in tears. FML

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You deserved it 5 452

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Same thing different taste

By dpap - 18/01/2013 23:03 - United States - Waukee

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. The first thing my dad did was comment that given how pretty she looked in our photos, and compared to how she looks in real life, she's amazing at using Photoshop. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 231

You deserved it 3 748

Good one

By bf. - 19/12/2013 02:59 - Canada - London

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. Dinner was going well until her dad secretly fed the asparagus to the dog under the table, and then "discovered" what a childish thing I had done. My girlfriend believed him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 228

You deserved it 3 001

By idontgetit - 12/06/2012 23:39 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I proudly told my elitist dad that I now have a beautiful girlfriend. He didn't believe me, so I showed him her Facebook. He demanded that I stop seeing her, saying that the duck-facing in her avatar was the hallmark of "a lower form of being" who would only ever shame our family. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 996

You deserved it 30 610

By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 09:24 - Australia

Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 762

You deserved it 6 945

Great, just great

By Norwegian - 02/06/2012 16:55 - Norway

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 065

You deserved it 7 478

By not picking up - 20/03/2015 17:50 - Slovenia - Zelimlje

Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents. My dad thought it'd be hilarious to act surprised and ask me if I'd already dumped the girlfriend I introduced him to yesterday. She slapped me and stormed out of the house before my dad could tell her it was a joke. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 456

You deserved it 2 611

By a critically injured shitehawk - 25/04/2015 10:34 - United Kingdom - York

Today, I brought my girlfriend home to introduce to my parents. My dad thought it would be hilarious to fill some clear bags full of flour, then pretend he was sampling a cocaine shipment when she arrived. She excused herself very quickly and isn't answering my calls. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 205

You deserved it 3 021

Freudian

By Riley99 - 31/08/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I was introducing my boyfriend to my parents for the first time. I meant to say, "Mom, Dad, this is Tom." Instead, I said, "Mom, Dad, this is Mom." My boyfriend is now jokingly reconsidering our relationship, and my parents won't stop making fun of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 326

You deserved it 167

By biblepain - 28/03/2015 02:12 - United States - Tucson

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. Within minutes, they said I needed to leave. Their reason? Apparently, I was mocking her dad's speech impediment. I also have one but they wouldn't believe me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 303

You deserved it 2 222

By loganHchrist - 09/01/2014 00:53 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 037

You deserved it 4 974

rileyrae0000 23

Sunday 11 October 2015 0:25

She's kinda asking for it by duck facing but that is a little messed up of your dad for a first impression

Dave_Davington 33

Sunday 11 October 2015 0:27

I want to buy your dad a drink.

Comments

tomvertigo 17

Monday 12 October 2015 7:19

Sadly he was just likely trying to be lighthearted albeit with a massive backfire.

alfalfalaffa 17

Monday 12 October 2015 19:16

We need to end this duck facing plague somehow.

doglady 16

Tuesday 13 October 2015 5:06

Life sucks for you, but she deserves it for doing that stupid duck face pic.

JulesLandry 8

Tuesday 13 October 2015 8:22

Am i the only one who thinks that this is totally messed up of the dad? You can't say she deserves it because she made a face that millions of other people are making. It's normal these days and it was just cruel of the dad to continue to make fun of her to the point of tears.

rachellangy 9

Tuesday 13 October 2015 23:48

Poor girl ! ? your dads a dick lol

radman08 7

Thursday 15 October 2015 19:48

you don't want to date a duck face anyway

EclipseCandy6 24

Tuesday 20 October 2015 13:23

Were they tears of laughter coming from your fathers eyes?

Cavsfodawin 21

Monday 4 July 2016 23:11

YDI for having a gf who Is retarded enough to ever do a duckface

jstone89 13

Tuesday 19 July 2016 22:51

LOL! Your life sucks, but your girlfriend deserved it! Your dad is awesome. :P (for those who said she didn't deserve it because everyone does it) STOP CONFORMING TO DUMB THINGS... Or you deserve it. :)