Baby you can drive my car

By fuck off you fucking shitburglar - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - London

Today, a tailgating idiot rear-ended me at a red light, then had the balls to say it was my fault for "driving too close" to his car. FML
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jbones24 22

I mean in terms of insurance and finding fault, you probably wont have to worry. Hes supposed to give enough space to stop safely. He may be an ass, but youll come out on top for this one :)

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Hildy93 21

So driving too close to him when you're in front? What an idiot

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sjs98 10

99% of the time in a rear-end collision, the latter car is at fault.

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ViviMage 38

In the US, the rear car had time to stop to avoid the accident. And if rear driver couldn't react/no time to react, they were following too closely for conditions, and they were at fault. The fault is almost always on the rear driver.

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thatVWgirl 12

The law says that the person who rear ends another car is at fault because they are driving too close to the person in front of them. I'm sorry OP. That guy is an idiot and it is in no way your fault

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jlnotary 33

FYL, but lmfao at "shitburglar." That's my new favorite.

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FMLSpongebob 6

I haven't been able to pass a driver's test for the past 25 years.

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gobiteme2 34

Hopefully you were in a traffic circle you could have returned the favor

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JKPwnage 27

Three second rule, dipshit. Didn't pay attention in drivers' ed., did he?

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ADBurns 22

Yep. The law and insurance will be on you side. He will have to eat a slice of humble pie in the meantime..

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Sandman2015 12

You missed a golden opportunity to scare the piss out of him by claiming your back hurt.

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