Accident and Transportation: Baby you can drive my car - FML

Baby you can drive my car

By fuck off you fucking shitburglar - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - London

Today, a tailgating idiot rear-ended me at a red light, then had the balls to say it was my fault for "driving too close" to his car. FML

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jbones24 22

Sunday 1 November 2015 6:46

I mean in terms of insurance and finding fault, you probably wont have to worry. Hes supposed to give enough space to stop safely. He may be an ass, but youll come out on top for this one :)

Hildy93 21

Sunday 1 November 2015 6:50

So driving too close to him when you're in front? What an idiot

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AzraelAngelus 15

Friday 11 February 2022 13:12

Hopefully you have a dash cam cause in some states like California you could be found at fault for creating a dangerous situation even if you were following the law

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