Sex, Farts, LGBTQIA+ and Intimacy: Back in 2009…

Back in 2009…

By awkwardgayboi - 11/03/2009 18:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have our first "Cybering" experience. I downloaded Skype per his instructions, and hooked up my cam. Just as everything started getting hot and heavy, I farted. He stopped and frowned. I had no idea it was a video AND voice program. FML

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You deserved it 92 833

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By Jssceli09 - 18/12/2009 08:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were using our Skype accounts for the first time. He went to the restroom and I thought that I'd surprise him with my clothes off for when he came back. I heard him walk back into the room so I got into position. It wasn't him. It was his mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 652

You deserved it 25 008

By BARF - 27/04/2009 13:51 - United States

Today, I was having cybersex via webcam with my boyfriend. Trying to be as sexy as I could, I started sucking on my finger. Judging by the look on my boyfriend's face, he was getting really into it. As I started getting into it too, I shoved my finger too far down and puked all over my laptop. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 546

You deserved it 130 364

By louise - 05/01/2012 19:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 087

You deserved it 55 938

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2016 20:28 - United States - Fremont

Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend, when his doorbell rang. He said it was his friend and that he'd be back soon. He shut off his video feed but forgot to mute his audio. A few minutes later, I heard him and some orgasm-faking girl getting it on in the background. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 584

You deserved it 1 770

By Anonymous - 20/11/2012 03:19 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, my long-distance boyfriend and I decided to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumed that my dad was asleep and did some dirty talk. When we were done, I heard my dad laughing outside my room; he'd heard it all. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 527

You deserved it 17 445

By loser - 20/07/2009 22:39 - Canada

Today, I was testing out my new webcam on an msn Video Call with a friend I hadn't seen in a while. In an attempt to look cool, I pretended to have a very interesting phone conversation. Later I found out my webcam has a mic. She "heard" the whole thing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 384

You deserved it 69 395

By toiletgirl - 14/12/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML

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You deserved it 63 836

By Haley. - 26/03/2010 23:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 297

You deserved it 6 537

By Toilettrash - 06/07/2012 10:51 - United States

Today, I was brutally dumped over webcam, by my boyfriend, who was taking a dump with the laptop on his lap. FML

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You deserved it 2 889

By diddlysquat - 14/01/2009 08:49 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having a cybersex chat with a "girl" on a website whilst at work. I noticed my colleague who sits next to me start cracking up with laughter. Turned out it was him I was chatting with and he was winding me up. Worst thing is it had given me a stiffy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 044

You deserved it 53 779

SilverBallet 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 23:07

Well. On the bright side, we have yet to come up with technology to share smells online...

WSUlife19 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 23:10

And you being able to hear him wasn't a clue?

Comments

bombthedisco 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 3:10

wait, how the hell didnt you know that?

Guiseppi 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 3:11

So you were just masturbating in front of each other without making any noise or talking at all? Right...

mhmmmm 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 3:21

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

dwights 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 3:36

did you not read what skype was? common sense... not seen all to often anymore.

blink182girl13 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 4:27

I fart on the phone with my boyfriend all the time. It used to gross him out, now he just laughs.

lifecansuckmydic 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 5:17

hahahahahahahahaha

tincan 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 8:41

Your BF is so mean. Everyone farts. It proves that your body is working just fine.

Jancho 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 10:50

IQ around 50? How can you not know what Skype is? Living in a stone age? Also, this sounds like a fake, I doubt any Mic could catch a fart as they are supposed to be right in front of you and concentrate on your head location.

timmytimmeh 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 14:09

#40 - she said burping not barfing. still a bit weird but not as bad...

ElectricPorn 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 14:38

#42 - That's probably not the case. If the OP had their speakers off they would not have heard their boyfriend. If the boyfriend had his speakers on, then the noises the OP would be making while masturbating would be normal. But yes. The OP is an idiot for not realizing what skype is. Especially since the skype homepage pretty much tells you that. However, they might not have realized the voice function was on.