Get it on

By Anonymous - 21/04/2016 20:28 - United States - Fremont

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Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend, when his doorbell rang. He said it was his friend and that he'd be back soon. He shut off his video feed but forgot to mute his audio. A few minutes later, I heard him and some orgasm-faking girl getting it on in the background. FML
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Tripartita 44

As others have suggested, he might've been watching a video. My **** always rings the doorbell before I watch it.

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neawalkerthebear 15

So I hope that's now your ex-boyfriend. I'm so sorry OP you deserve someone who isn't a cheater.

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jayemerald17 25

maybe he was watching a video? I hope so because if not he deserves to be with that faker

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DoomSkuller 28

There's often a doorbell ringing IN the video, though I think OP would've heard the "plot" dialogue as well...

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carly3526 16

Maybe his friend came over and they watched **** together

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neawalkerthebear 15

So I hope that's now your ex-boyfriend. I'm so sorry OP you deserve someone who isn't a cheater.

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stingray112 24

The longest known dream is a little over a minute.

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Mylehz 13

Yeah I'm not one to hop on the bandwagon of "I hope now EX boyfriend" but I sure hope he's an ex, cheaters are a waste of human

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teentee401 36

Also, if cheating isn't a good enough reason to break up, maybe the fact that he was stupid enough to keep the call going while cheating--instead of just hanging up--is a good enough reason.

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Lt_Senpai 21

I hate cheaters. Sorry to hear this happen to you OP.

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

TRUST. it's like some people truly have no clue what it means. that's when I do my part & throw a dictionary there way. how hard is up to you.

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GhostFox 33

OP's boyfriend knows what trust is, he just knowingly used it to take advantage of her. What he doesn't know the definitions of are loyalty, honor, and basic human decency.

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may14th 26

I think you're the one who needs a dictionary

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Shade1982 20

Or he knows them and just doesn't care. Not knowing the definitions sounds like it might somehow not be their fault. I'm sure plenty of people actually knowingly act like that...

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Fmelikeuhateme 24

Well... her boyfriend definitely knows what THRUST is :v

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Tripartita 44

As others have suggested, he might've been watching a video. My **** always rings the doorbell before I watch it.

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Tripartita 44

I should clarify: when I say MY ****, I don't mean **** that I've starred in—which isn't to say I've been in **** at all! Tripartita would be a terribly nerdy **** name! Ha. Don't search for it.

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Shade1982 20

Dear god, please keep replying, your comments are gold :P. [EDIT] Just for good measure, I did do a Google search :P. Nothing interesting so far :(...

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schnegg 14

#8 good idea, but I think she recognised his voice (or his grunts) and therefore can tell that it wasn't ****.

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hellobobismyname 24

#22 - Woosh!

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FlutterLoud 29

I'm sorry OP, I bet you two will have a lot to talk about. I hope things work out good for you, you deserve somebody who's loyal to you. (And he deserves a faker ;) )

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tigerisabelle 31

Three FMLs in this one. 1) Your boyfriend is an idiot. 2) Your boyfriend is a cheater. 3) He's so bad at sex girls have to fake with him. Definitely definitely FYL OP

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UserError94 18

Maybe he just put "fake ****** after doorbell" in his delivery requests at dominos

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