Back in fashion (Oppenheimer dolls not so much)

By JGarz - 10/10/2015 07:21 - United States - Tucson

Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
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pirup 13

Horomones, maybe? I don't know, that's a little out of the ordinary

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hank0311 10

Okay did not see the "teenager" portion of the post lol. Yeah he is either going for rock star status or he is practicing for the chick that he likes at school and really does not want to screw it up. Great time to sit him down and chat.

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STEALTHHUNTER88 13

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do...

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5FDPmetalhead 17

For your mental health and his, I suggest you start knocking...

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Lalala579121 27

I think knocking would be worse for his mental health if he never finds out that it's humans he's supposed to be making out with.

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dansco 24

At least he wasn't sucking Action Man's head ?

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I_Like_Dogs 28

How the hell do you kiss a Barbie doll? Its head is the size of your lips! How did he manage to passionately make out with a Barbie doll without almost swallowing it?

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samlovesham1234 9

I was wondering the same thing......Unless it's one of those busts where you can style its hair and practice applying makeup.

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enginsteve 17

#31 that comment fits right in with your picture and screen name! Lol

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samlovesham1234 9

Um, thanks? I think. It's a 12" General Hawk photo, one the characters from the GI Joe cartoon series.

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Anti_Sora 31

Let's just hope it doesn't turn into other dolls.

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nishimehta 21

"ah ah ah yeah"! now the song is totally different!

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whysobeachy 37

"Ah, ah, ah, yeah!" That song suddenly sounds so different, now.

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jaydoug92 21

He kissed a doll and he liked it, the taste of her chewy plastic!

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