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Back in fashion (Oppenheimer dolls not so much)

By JGarz - 10/10/2015 07:21 - United States - Tucson

Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML

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By john r.t. - 10/11/2012 00:30 - United States - Eagle Pass

Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML

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You deserved it 3 510

By brebre101 - 31/07/2011 09:05 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML

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You deserved it 4 921

By Anonymous - 21/10/2012 18:54 - United States - Goldendale

Today, I walked into my room, only to find my 15-year-old brother violating my old teddy bear. FML

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You deserved it 1 948

By TraumatizedMother - 02/10/2011 07:27 - United States

Today, my six-year-old got in an argument with my four-year-old. I told them to go outside. The next thing I know, my son was standing in front of his sister's burning Barbie's Malibu Dream House, singing "Burn Baby Burn" and cackling madly. FML

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You deserved it 10 322

By Anonymous - 03/06/2018 12:00 - United States - Bellevue

Today, I walked in on my daughter making out with a piece of paper with someone from the cast of IT taped to her pillow. FML

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You deserved it 538

By Anonymous - 20/10/2012 08:42 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML

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You deserved it 3 354

By Miffy - 04/09/2018 23:00 - United States - San Augustine

Today, my 14-year-old son asked his dog what she was chewing on. It wasn't until he picked it up said, "Is this what I think it is?" that I realized my son was gripping my vibrator. As I took it outside, mortified, he told his sister. FML

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You deserved it 883

By Anonymous - 11/06/2014 22:46 - United States - Russell Springs

Today, I was babysitting a little girl. I let her play with a box of old Star Wars toys to keep her occupied while I quickly went to use the bathroom, and when I returned she was making the 15 or so figures have a massive orgy, sex sounds included. FML

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Classy.

By klifestyle2012 - 12/11/2017 19:00

Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML

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You deserved it 337

Weebo

By Anonymous - 04/03/2022 16:00

Today, my mom walked in on me slow dancing to "Bella's Lullaby" with an anime boy cutout. FML

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You deserved it 1 056

imnotc00l 10

Sunday 11 October 2015 6:29

Is his name Ken by any chance?

pirup 13

Sunday 11 October 2015 6:29

Horomones, maybe? I don't know, that's a little out of the ordinary

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snowy101 7

Sunday 11 October 2015 9:06

Did anyone get scared after reading "sister's" and then breathe a sigh of relief to when reading "barbie"?!

lostinareverie 21

Sunday 11 October 2015 10:47

I don't think he's Barbie's dream date.

sighlifeman 12

Sunday 11 October 2015 10:54

sound more of a his fml

bobthenob 14

Sunday 11 October 2015 11:12

better than the dog i suppose.

Silk_Routes 14

Sunday 11 October 2015 11:12

whos next?

Steve97 32

Sunday 11 October 2015 11:20

That plastic really is fantastic!

gamermonster 34

Sunday 11 October 2015 11:43

Got nothing to say on this one... It's just weird. Let's just hope he got pretty hormonal and this isn't a weird fetish :) Sorry OP

Shikamaru_fml 11

Sunday 11 October 2015 12:06

dafuq

Pootato88 15

Sunday 11 October 2015 12:08

Thats totally normal... Right?

Jryan952015 7

Sunday 11 October 2015 12:18

If it's the small ones how? If it a life size one then you need to give him the talk. I guess you could also make comments on how he was doing to

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Today, my parents were helping me construct my bed. We ended up not having enough screws to properly secure the frame. My dad mentioned that it might cause problems if I got a girl into my bed. My mom said, "Don't worry about it, we all know that's not going to happen." FML

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Today, it's day one of my suspension and probably being fired from my job. Why? I accidentally took a beer out my bag instead of a soda, then got distracted working to make sure everything got done. FML

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Today, my previously blond boyfriend dyed his hair dark brown and shaved his beard. When he got home, I thought he was an intruder and screamed. Now he thinks I don't love him because I didn't recognize him. FML

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Today, despite having a stomach bug, I went into work, as my boss is overseas and had warned me not to take any sick leave until she returned. After 4 hours and vomiting twice, I left. She found out and sent me an email bitching me out for coming in sick. FML

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Today, I discovered that my little brother sold my PS2, 3 and 4 along with all of my games in exchange for credits to use in Fortnite. I've had some of that stuff since before he was born. FML

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Today, because my boyfriend drives a 2-seated sports car, I had to awkwardly sit on his brother's lap as we drove to the store. I soon felt a poking sensation through his pants, just a few minutes before we hit a bumpy road. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I went shooting. While I was showing him how to properly hold and adjust a rifle, he accidentally pulled the trigger. The gun kicked back and hit me in the face, breaking my nose. FML

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Today, I told my boyfriend about how I'm self-conscious about my B-cup breasts. About 20 minutes later, he pointed to another girl with a small chest and said, "See, you're not the only one with small tits!" FML

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Back in fashion (Oppenheimer dolls not so much)

Same thing different taste

Classy.

Weebo

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