Crush and Love: Back off - FML

Back off

By Cassidy - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that my crush didn't make up a fake girlfriend to get me jealous; he made her up as a way to tell me to back off. FML

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frozenshake 5

Saturday 8 October 2011 23:47

Wow, that's just sad... You should get an imaginary boyfriend-- not to make him jealous, but just so you won't be lonely.

iEthan 5

Saturday 8 October 2011 23:50

Theres a difference between crush and stalking(; Just back off.

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ergo_fml 13

Monday 10 October 2011 20:21

Why would he make up a girlfriend to make you jealous? Are you that conceited? Idiot. YDI

someblackguy 3

Tuesday 11 October 2011 0:35

haha my friend just did that to this girl, and she still keeps txt'n him till 2 am and what not

Nuahavizu 17

Tuesday 11 October 2011 21:33

I get that he should have just asked you politely to give him some space, which nobody wants to hear but I'm sure that we all have to at least once in our lives. But at the same time, he might just be uncomfortable expressing himself to have said that and took the 'easy' way out. Either way, the whole situation sounds FUBAR.

luke50644 0

Thursday 13 October 2011 5:00

Huh, I use the "I have a girlfriend" excuse all the time and it works for me. Maybe he wasn't being blatantly obvious enough.

Leftieswillrule 3

Friday 14 October 2011 0:29

In what ******* world do we live in where trying to make the other person jealous by dating someone else is even conceivable?

speerman91 3

Friday 14 October 2011 21:59

Really? That surprised you?

Seduisant 7

Thursday 27 October 2011 4:07

Aww):

hellojazzii 0

Friday 23 December 2011 10:56

that's usually why..

EspyPsyche 11

Tuesday 20 May 2014 20:45

You should find a lonely, nerdy guy and ask him out instead. That way he'll definitely say yes.

spacewardtrout 16

Saturday 13 December 2014 11:44

why was that your first assumption anyways..?

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