Crush and Love: Back off - FML

Back off

By Cassidy - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that my crush didn't make up a fake girlfriend to get me jealous; he made her up as a way to tell me to back off. FML

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frozenshake 5

Saturday 8 October 2011 23:47

Wow, that's just sad... You should get an imaginary boyfriend-- not to make him jealous, but just so you won't be lonely.

iEthan 5

Saturday 8 October 2011 23:50

Theres a difference between crush and stalking(; Just back off.

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a_pretty_potato 14

Thursday 21 January 2016 22:04

If he's telling you to back off, then you probably should. Like the top comment said, there's a difference between crushing and stalking.

Sonotsuave 35

Thursday 2 February 2023 5:09

I’m sorry but if someone’s just not interested, then you need to respect that & cut your losses and move on. Perhaps there’s some pushy or clingy behaviors on your part you’re not fully realizing that you’re showing & he’s getting annoyed or uncomfortable with it and wants to be left alone. So do just that.

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