School, Birthday, Weird and Creepy: Back to school for the lucky few

Back to school for the lucky few

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, it's my 17th birthday. The only person who remembered was the creepy guy in my English class who keeps trying to smell my hair. FML

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jackiemora 18

Saturday 27 April 2013 19:33

Maybe surprise party later? Who knows.

twiride 12

Saturday 27 April 2013 19:32

Ouch. Sorry op, happy birthday!

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no_more_words_98 8

Saturday 27 April 2013 23:48

Happy Birthday

mimikinsz01 6

Saturday 27 April 2013 23:57

Did you tell anyone? Or on facebook?

grayeyedmarine 14

Saturday 27 April 2013 23:59

that's saying something bout the kind of person you might be

01Ben21 10

Saturday 27 April 2013 23:59

Hope you have a surprise party! Happy Birthday!

skatoolaki 24

Sunday 28 April 2013 0:20

I'm sorry, OP, but I hope a virtual Happy Birthday helps cheer you up some!

Stefanie88 24

Sunday 28 April 2013 0:23

If it was an attractive guy you'd think it was endearing.

BigSexy123 11

Sunday 28 April 2013 1:21

Actually, if she were sane, she'd still find it creepy.

simsgirlgem 25

Sunday 28 April 2013 1:11

happy birthday OP its my birthday tommorow and my sister got me a pinkie pie plushie

merpherp 7

Sunday 28 April 2013 1:20

Happy birthday beautiful :)

SMurphy501 6

Sunday 28 April 2013 1:43

Ouch! Well, happy birthday!....maybe people are planing a surprise party and want u to think they've forgotten!

Chris455 8

Sunday 28 April 2013 2:19

Your fault OP. This is why you should have FaceBook.

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