School, Birthday, Weird and Creepy: Back to school for the lucky few

Back to school for the lucky few

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, it's my 17th birthday. The only person who remembered was the creepy guy in my English class who keeps trying to smell my hair. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 076

You deserved it 4 350

Cyber Monday: Clicks and Quiproquos
When technology meets shopping, expect stories as surprising as an unexpected click! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

jackiemora 18

Saturday 27 April 2013 19:33

Maybe surprise party later? Who knows.

twiride 12

Saturday 27 April 2013 19:32

Ouch. Sorry op, happy birthday!

Comments

no_more_words_98 8

Saturday 27 April 2013 23:48

Happy Birthday

mimikinsz01 6

Saturday 27 April 2013 23:57

Did you tell anyone? Or on facebook?

grayeyedmarine 14

Saturday 27 April 2013 23:59

that's saying something bout the kind of person you might be

01Ben21 10

Saturday 27 April 2013 23:59

Hope you have a surprise party! Happy Birthday!

skatoolaki 24

Sunday 28 April 2013 0:20

I'm sorry, OP, but I hope a virtual Happy Birthday helps cheer you up some!

Stefanie88 24

Sunday 28 April 2013 0:23

If it was an attractive guy you'd think it was endearing.

BigSexy123 11

Sunday 28 April 2013 1:21

Actually, if she were sane, she'd still find it creepy.

simsgirlgem 25

Sunday 28 April 2013 1:11

happy birthday OP its my birthday tommorow and my sister got me a pinkie pie plushie

merpherp 7

Sunday 28 April 2013 1:20

Happy birthday beautiful :)

SMurphy501 6

Sunday 28 April 2013 1:43

Ouch! Well, happy birthday!....maybe people are planing a surprise party and want u to think they've forgotten!

Chris455 8

Sunday 28 April 2013 2:19

Your fault OP. This is why you should have FaceBook.

Keywords

Miscellaneous Insects Gross Cute Neighbours Kids Love Proposal Awkward Health Amazon Relatable Hair Delivery Scary Allergies Dogs Animals Babysitter Skincare Emergency Doctor Hospital Vacation Engagement ring AITA Social Media Facebook Money Scams

The Top

Today, after I'd decided to give online dating another shot and I matched with someone who seemed interesting, during our actual date our conversation quickly devolved into a debate about whether pineapple belongs on pizza. I ended up blocking her after she sent me a thesis on the subject. FML

I agree, your life sucks 146

You deserved it 416

If you want to be the next published artist, send an email to alice [at] fmylife.com including a link to your website/blog/DA. But DON'T send your illustration right away! You need first to get in touch with me, and I'll tell you what you have to do!...

I agree, your life sucks 9

You deserved it 22

The Top

Today, I found out my mom has notebooks with lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 562

You deserved it 3 880

Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument; however, his new-found passion for hardcore rapping meant that he tried to "diss" me using bad rhymes and ill thought-out putdowns. It was ridiculous, and didn't really make any sense, so I started giggling. He stormed off, grumbling. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 392

You deserved it 2 937

Today, I got a little too drunk and confessed to my fiancé, the love of my life, that I've been faking my orgasms all along. I hate that I can't lie when I'm drunk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 442

You deserved it 41 299

Today, even though I diet and go to the gym, due to my hypothyroidism I'm now so overweight that when I went to hospital for an unrelated check up, the gorgeous nurse actually had to press and move around my fat-filled groin to make my penis pop out of its hiding place under the skin. I hate myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 248

You deserved it 290

Today, in the class I'm teaching, I assigned my students an essay to complete for homework. One student asked me if I was deducting points for bad spelling. I teach English. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 013

You deserved it 2 386

Today, I went to class to take an important final for which I studied all week long and worked hard in class. Today, the teacher also told us that anyone who had an A did not have to take the final. I missed out on a trip to the Bahamas for this. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 822

You deserved it 3 479