School, Birthday, Weird and Creepy: Back to school for the lucky few

Back to school for the lucky few

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, it's my 17th birthday. The only person who remembered was the creepy guy in my English class who keeps trying to smell my hair. FML

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jackiemora 18

Saturday 27 April 2013 19:33

Maybe surprise party later? Who knows.

twiride 12

Saturday 27 April 2013 19:32

Ouch. Sorry op, happy birthday!

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CreepInTheCorner 11

Thursday 2 May 2013 4:29

You should dip your hair in skunk spray and then let him smell it. It'd be a lovely creeper repellant!

Kuhu1993 21

Thursday 2 May 2013 15:31

He might be creepy , but he atleast remembered. Isn't it good to know that someone did? Happy birthday anyway. :D

LoneBooker88 16

Friday 10 May 2013 1:36

Smelling someone's hair sounds like something I'd do....I have a thing for good smelling hair, too

BananaN0se 13

Tuesday 24 February 2015 18:44

At least now Y'know who is important in your life

Rozay333 36

Thursday 19 August 2021 12:07

This app isn’t dead all the stories just suck. But I hope you’re good OP

phybreawptic 13

Thursday 19 August 2021 12:13

Biden was in your high school?

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