School, Birthday, Weird and Creepy: Back to school for the lucky few

Back to school for the lucky few

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, it's my 17th birthday. The only person who remembered was the creepy guy in my English class who keeps trying to smell my hair. FML

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jackiemora 18

Saturday 27 April 2013 19:33

Maybe surprise party later? Who knows.

twiride 12

Saturday 27 April 2013 19:32

Ouch. Sorry op, happy birthday!

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miller628 4

Saturday 27 April 2013 20:32

Happy Birthday OP :)

Phoebe_Buffay 14

Saturday 27 April 2013 20:34

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! see, i remembered.

Hardwarre 7

Saturday 27 April 2013 20:42

Your hair must smell really good, but happy birthday op!

Not_Impressed13 9

Saturday 27 April 2013 21:00

Maybe no-one wanted to remind you that you are getting old?

Lilsebastianlove 5

Saturday 27 April 2013 21:06

You go to school on saturday?

bioss89 16

Saturday 27 April 2013 21:09

Happy Birthday OP! At least someone cares for you.

akimes94 5

Saturday 27 April 2013 21:09

That's what Facebook is for.

sweetsammiedee 16

Saturday 27 April 2013 21:15

Now you have to let him get a whiff...jk that's weird. Happy Birthday OP (:

martinfml 8

Saturday 27 April 2013 21:20

But... it's Saturday? Anyway, I wish you a happy birthday.

Enslaved 36

Saturday 27 April 2013 21:45

Seventeen instead of "Sixteen Candles"? Hopefully Farmer Fred or Long Duck Dong with soon be replaced by your Jake Ryan! (:

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