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well. you had good intentions!!
today, my girlfriend lost my keys. when i got a new key, i found out my a/c vents were full of confetti. FML
Silly 22, don't you know the cake.... IS A LIE!!!
Blame the sister!
bahahahahahahahaahaha
38 the cake is a lie got old the second time I finished portal and I got portal when it was released....you know how long that's been? ages and people today are still milking it
LADY GAGA?!?!
47 nobody cares about your opinion on portal or your previous portal playing experience
47 Dear Mr. Troll, I still here you beating off under my bed while I'm trying to sleep. I only pay rent for one person not two. :c
The good intentions don't matter. Don't mess with the car, even if you are the girlfriend.
wth dont stick confetti in the A/C vents! air is suposta go out and nothing is suposta go in T.T
yeah 82, can't give men that line.... they don't believe it.
102. I'm sorry but I'm currently short on ***** to give
1- there is no way sticking confetti in someone's car's air vents can be done with good intentions
Wow... Completely uncalled for OP YDI
Happy Birthday to you... Your loved ones are poo... They shoved crap in your air vents... and you got a huge bill to boot..... :)
no those were stupid intentions, I would be pissed about the confetti and I bet he had to clean it up too.
Old.
A delorean. No other car is so unique!
i drive a hot wheels delivery truck.
I drive an ice cream truck with blacked-out windows. Don't judge.
those new dodge keys are 500 a set
New Mercedes keys are $600-1000.
If the car was purchased within the last few years, the keys would most likely need to be programmed by the dealer, which is why they are so expensive to replace. This is even true of economy cars. I lost one of the keys to my '09 Civic and ended up paying almost $200 for a new one, since the other two also needed to be reprogrammed.
Wow that's gay cars suck I got a king ranch it's badass
almost any car these days. immobilizer systems are in most cars. without a remote you can expect to pay at least $110.00 I've worked for Audi and BMW as a service advisor and for a remote and key can be around $450.00 expect up to $1500 if all the keys are missing may need a new computer or to have the whole things reprogrammed. it's a lot of work.
93/94, nobody cares.
#93 I know I have heard of a lot of weird car names but what's a 'bagatti'?
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Show it anywayNo you
should ALWAYS have extras
so what's the big deal just pay it yourself, he won't be mad and your pocket might be a bit tighter but its your fault in the first place so suck it up
hey, she had good intentions
now you can have makeup and birthday sex at the same time! sound like an LML to me!
This ^^^ Horrible idea to begin with. I'd be pissed if someone did that to me on my birthday.
you don't like angry sex? weird...
any age can condescend to a complete and utter idiot
It's his birthday, pay the $200
Obviously the keys are somewhere in the car right? If you lost them in the process of putting confetti in the air vents of THE CAR.
Have they tried calling it?
Awwww damn. Well, nice try though, you would be better off giving him a cake that exploded.
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well. you had good intentions!!
today, my girlfriend lost my keys. when i got a new key, i found out my a/c vents were full of confetti. FML