Backfired

By Telemistake - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a telemarketer called for my dad. Jokingly, I said, "I haven't seen him for like five days… I'm starting to get worried," in my best child-like voice. Apparently the telemarketer called Child Protective Services. I'm 20. FML
I agree, your life sucks 18 447
You deserved it 70 202
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adelaide_evening 0

People are calling you an idiot? No. You are my hero.

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jpr11011 0

I know somebody that has a child-like voice. She does stuff like that all the time.

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mattiscool 0

LOL THATS SO SMART IM GONNA DO THAT

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catryn 0

So what the OP is twenty and living at home? I'm doing the same because my parents and I work barely minimum wage. (Thanks, economy that destroyed the housing industry and both of my parents' careers!) Anyway, people save their parents over fifteen grand a year doing that.

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coachfoo 0

uhhh college people?? why not live at home in between semesters? 30, thats a different story.

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belladonnafleur 0

Hilarious! The telemarketer deserved that, he must be a real idiot...

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Luckster 0

That's funny. I should do that too. I'm 20 as well, yet I have the voice of a child when I'm on the phone. I even get some people calling me for me and thinking they have the wrong number because of it. Good times.

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ThatsAli3 0

omg. ha ha/ who'd guess telemarketers have such initiative? People say weird crap to them all the time. = )

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MissOCD 0

If I was the telemarketer I would assume that your mother/someone else was watching you.

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Agrajagged 3

I love playing games with telemarketers. I'd do the same!

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MukyDaCookie 0

If I was the telemarketer, I would have made fun of you and told you that your father was either dead or left your home forever.

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