Backfired

By Telemistake - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a telemarketer called for my dad. Jokingly, I said, "I haven't seen him for like five days… I'm starting to get worried," in my best child-like voice. Apparently the telemarketer called Child Protective Services. I'm 20. FML
I agree, your life sucks 18 447
You deserved it 70 202
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Top comments

adelaide_evening 0

People are calling you an idiot? No. You are my hero.

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jpr11011 0

I know somebody that has a child-like voice. She does stuff like that all the time.

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dudemitch 0

#70 get the stick out of your ass. and its "me" not "mi" your teacher should have taught you how to spell before she called CPS.

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TryToBeKind 0

Good for her, I'm glad she's actually doing her job right, unlike some people.

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Tehalon 0

I always just tell them that the person they are looking for don't live here anymore.

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Lizzy86 0

do you Americans actually move out before you're 20?! ha! no wonder you're all a bit silly!

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comadank 0

To #19 im in college and have had my own place since I was 18 its not that hard you just have to work. I give this dude props next time use sound board dot com good stuff on there to

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eliz3 0

The fact you are 20 means nothing. You were pretending to be a child, and it worked. If anything that just means you know that you're good at prank calls.

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babble 0

That's what I was thinking, #73. Even if it was a child, s/he could still have another parent at home.

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stephanielolz 0

bahaha, that is hilarious, kudos.

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isantorin 0

aww. It's ok, the telemarketer's an idiot for thinking anyone takes telemarketing calls seriously.

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