By lunchbox2353 - 30/07/2019 02:00 - United States

Today, for 20 minutes, I watched my girlfriend use a mini flashlight to look for her keys in her purse. The flashlight was on her key chain. As were her keys. FML
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MidnaLink 33

How big is her purse that she spent 20 minutes on that?

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TCRII 29

Did she get straight A’s in her last semester of college?

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MidnaLink 33

How big is her purse that she spent 20 minutes on that?

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Tiffani Carter 6

How big of a jerk are you that you let her do this for 20 minutes??

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EmDizzle2007 28

this is what we call blonde sympathy.

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mas12806 24

I’m gonna assume you thought she was looking for something else, which is why you said nothing for 20min?

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Henry8cooper 15

So she couldn't find her keys and needed the flash light. She found the flash light - so now she could look for them. I sometimes get the idea to call somebody while reading - which is always a problem because I can't find the phone. In real life I read on my phone - but my strange brain does not accept that my book and my phone is the same device 😂

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TCRII 29

Did she get straight A’s in her last semester of college?

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alycion 38

We’ve all been there. Not for that long. But we have all done something similar.

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Suaria 38

I think we've all done something like this. I've looked for my glasses before and then figured out I was wearing them.

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Phil 14

I can't tell you how many times I've looked everywhere for my sunglasses...while they were on top of my head.

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