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By Anonymous - 16/02/2025 15:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I was feeling lonely, so I turned on my Roomba for some "company." Five minutes in, it got stuck under the couch and started crying for help. Now I’m comforting an appliance because I feel bad for mistreating it. I need therapy. FML
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FluffythePink 23

🫂 and stop worrying about the Roomba, apparently most people who have one end up with feelings for them. That's perfectly normal human behaviour for the 21st century. Roomba did not anticipate this and ended up having to add an 'I want MY one back' tick box to the repairs paperwork because everyone was demanding their own one be returned. We've all turned very Japanese about those lil' robots, they have souls and are more pets than appliances. No need for therapy, just maybe finding a friend who you can facetime when the lonelies hit.

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FluffythePink 23

🫂 and stop worrying about the Roomba, apparently most people who have one end up with feelings for them. That's perfectly normal human behaviour for the 21st century. Roomba did not anticipate this and ended up having to add an 'I want MY one back' tick box to the repairs paperwork because everyone was demanding their own one be returned. We've all turned very Japanese about those lil' robots, they have souls and are more pets than appliances. No need for therapy, just maybe finding a friend who you can facetime when the lonelies hit.

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