Sex, Clothes and Intimacy: Backhanded - FML

Backhanded

By kiwi - 13/02/2009 19:24 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, as I was getting dressed after having sex with a guy I like, he told me I looked better with my clothes on. FML

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By Tonya - 28/06/2009 03:01 - United States

Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML

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By klee - 08/02/2009 05:21 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling in bed. After looking at me for a while he said, "you look better when I'm not wearing my contacts". FML

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By notsohappy - 18/02/2009 21:14 - United States

Spicy

Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML

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By Joe - 08/07/2011 18:48 - United States

Spicy

Today, I realized that I look sexier in my fiancée's panties than she does. FML

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OCD

By Anonymous - 04/11/2009 13:53 - Australia

Spicy

Today, I decided to dress up sexy for my boyfriend. I put on cute undies and a corset because they made the most of my assets. The first thing my boyfriend said was, "The colours don't match." FML

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By Sady_Ct - 15/05/2019 12:12

Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML

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Turn it off

By Anonymous - 26/03/2022 06:00

Spicy

Today, I got dressed up in lingerie for my boyfriend. He looked at me, said, "Nice," then went back to watching TV and drinking beer. FML

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By Diet_Water - 14/02/2016 05:01 - United States - Moreno Valley

Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML

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You tried

By dumped - 26/07/2010 23:48 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was in the shower and I heard my boyfriend walk in. I struck my sexiest pose and when he came in, he looked me up and down and told me, "You look like my mother." Thanks. FML

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By aspiemeanswell - 05/11/2014 18:49 - Germany - Rudolstadt

Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML

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NotoriousMandog 0

Friday 13 February 2009 23:18

I know he probably meant it in a bad way, but I've known a lot of really attractive girls who look better clothed, not to say they weren't attractive naked. Sometimes you focus more on their very beautiful face and they're clothes bring out the colors in they're hair and/or eyes. Even if he meant it in that way it's still a dick move to say.

Flora_fml 6

Friday 13 February 2009 22:42

^ that is entirely cruel & uncalled for. Though at the same time, posting such a FML kinda opens one up for ridicule. Sorry, OP.

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ken02 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 18:03

^ True. But the dude has balls to admit that after they had sex.

statusquo 0

Friday 20 February 2009 3:49

This isn't an insult, as was already said: "clothing bears mystery- its sexy. nudity is just nude, it is what it is. clothing makes you want more."

suyci 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 15:54

#26 at least he was smart enough to say it AFTER the sex.. xD

Taihen 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 3:58

I agree with 28. I'm bi and personally love girls and guys best when clothed. Nothing against nudity... just I tend to think clothes look better ^^;

kellster 2

Monday 9 March 2009 6:24

All of you who think this wasn't an insulting thing to say, think again! It was totally rude. The fact that coverage lends to mystery is incidental and wholly unrelated to the fact that this was a rude, stupid thing to say! To whoever said that everyone looks better with clothes on, YES!

tdawgheath 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 5:40

I don't really think this is a dick thing... There's so many things that clothes leave... Like "what type of underwear does she have under there?" Thongs always turn me on too, so if it was like just a thong you were wearing, technically to me you look better with clothes on... Don't be so assumptive next time...

dan81892 2

Tuesday 5 May 2009 0:33

hey some guys find certain clothes on a woman very sexy

deadlycandii 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 1:39

i think ppl look very wired naked...maybe he meant that kinda too

EbonyGoddess 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 7:21

mii

EbonyGoddess 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 7:23

wow

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