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By notsohappy - 18/02/2009 21:14 - United States

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Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2014 15:54 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2011 01:47 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML

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ADHD brain

By Unknown - 18/10/2011 04:50 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple of seconds later and played video games instead. FML

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Smooth talker

By pixie - 17/02/2009 08:10 - United States

Spicy

Today, I had sex for the first time with a guy. After he passionately made love to me, I turned to him and said, "You smell really good." He turned to me and said, "You don't." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2013 04:11 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML

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Poor performance dude

By crybaby - 01/02/2012 08:19 - United States

Spicy

Today, it was my first time having sex with this guy. After a few second he stops, sits in the corner of his room buff-naked, with his knees up and his hands on his face. He then pouts and claims it was his worst performance ever. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2015 02:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML

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Waste

By Annie - 31/08/2011 03:17 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML

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Backhanded

By kiwi - 13/02/2009 19:24 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, as I was getting dressed after having sex with a guy I like, he told me I looked better with my clothes on. FML

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Let down

By anonymous - 21/06/2009 02:00 - United States

Spicy

Today, I took my girlfriend's virginity. A few minutes in she remarked, "If this is what sex is normally like then I'm seriously disappointed." FML

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greenfairy_fml 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 23:26

you should have let him take his pants off and then looked at his dick, cracked up, and left.

jessssxo 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 23:08

awh, that sucks. the same thing is probably going to happen to me ><

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jessssxo 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 23:08

awh, that sucks. the same thing is probably going to happen to me ><

lookslikemohamme 0

Thursday 27 May 2010 9:56

I like small boobs, therefore, sombody else must

DGross 8

Saturday 22 January 2011 3:44

Not all guys like big boobs :-)

Gravitex 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 7:15

175 my birthday is the same as u!!birth bruthass

Ugi 26

Monday 16 May 2011 14:35

154. Me

PenguiniPalooza 6

Monday 25 July 2011 21:10

Same here but if that happens hes not worth it- guys should like us the way we are!

Majrdestroy 20

Wednesday 8 October 2014 4:49

Whatever. I like girls with small boobs. In truth I've found that girls with smaller boobs are all around more attractive.

Spinach 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 23:13

He's obviously a jerk and not worth your time. I'm sorry =(

greenfairy_fml 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 23:26

you should have let him take his pants off and then looked at his dick, cracked up, and left.

ZING_MASTER 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 23:34

That guy is the MASTER of ZINGS!!!

treasa 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 23:51

Yeah, wtf would you still have sex with him?

MozReference 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 0:01

yeah it's disappointing to lose it to an insensitive asshole.

Kain713 14

Tuesday 24 December 2013 11:13

OP said first time with that guy, not first time ever.

runmymouth 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 0:16

WOW.

amandaisacult 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 0:26

i know you like him, but if he really liked you he wouldn't of said that....

AliSama 17

Thursday 19 February 2009 0:27

i hate to sound like an ass, but did you have sex before or after you took off your bra? because if after you defiantly need to get working on your self esteem. you should have told him off and left. He doesn't care about you, and just wants you for sex. from what happened. not worth even talking to.

Easy_Target 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 0:44

Whoa. So did the doctors manage to reattach his scrotum afterwards?

Kain713 14

Tuesday 24 December 2013 11:14

Negative. His stomach acid destroyed it beyond repair.

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