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By Trollface - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, while cuddling in bed, I tried to tell my girlfriend she was cute. It came out as, "I wish you were cuter." FML
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Kqzza 13

Today, while cuddling in bed, my boyfriend told me "I wish you were cuter." FML

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GhostFox 33

How the hell is this missing context? They were in bed. They were cuddling. OP tried to say one thing, and the opposite came out. It happens.

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diisneygirl 2

How does that happen?

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tranced_ 45

that's not a compliment, that's criticism..

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OhPuhleeze 23

How stupid can you be? These things should be a reflex by now. Like-minded Do I look fat? No. Do you look at other girls? no. Do you think that girl looked prettier than me? what girl?

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Twisted_Angel 17

Lol!! My husband has accidentally said the wrong thing before. I'm sure she didn't take it personally. If she did, she's got no sense of humor.

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Zeishah 26

Exactly what I thought too! Not like he was saying something else and mixed up the two sentences.

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Tsukiyomi 16

Looks like you pulled the pin on that grenade

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gsouther 11

How does that happen? You must be very young /immature. Fyl

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themajesticfox 0

I'm just waiting to scroll down and see "Today, me and my boyfriend we're cuddling,and he decided it was the right time to tell me 'I wish you were cuter,' FML." or something along those lines.

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Ricrad 11

Hey, don't worry about it. People say the wrong thing sometimes. I've said worse by accident.

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