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By uncool - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, the only person to wish me a "Happy birthday" was the cop who'd pulled me over, as he handed me my ticket. FML
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Nimmrodel 11

He was doing his job and being nice at the same time. :)

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Nimmrodel 11

He was doing his job and being nice at the same time. :)

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LunaNstars 0

cops are people too :)

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dirtyblond 4

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! :D

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eyez_lay_low1921 0

itz alright OP, itz my birthday as well and my parents seem to have forgotten. -_- HAPPY BIRTHDAY OP.!

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dirtyblond 4

HAAPPYY BIIRTHDAAY 45! :P

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staceysgenesis16 0

Happy B-Day 45 and OP !! :D *throws confetti in the air* haha .. sorry thats the best i could do lmao

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mimosa79 8

And at least she (op) didn't get arrested! take a note from Monty Python and "Look on the bright side of life!"

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thorscope 0

it's 9 in the morinning were I live his friends probably arnt up yet

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AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

Yeah I know. It's like "my friends didn't get up at 12 in the morning to wish me a happy birthday, FML" -.-

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EvanM2894 1

31, 41, 48, It's already a different day. This was posted 49 minutes before the whole birthday ended. OP: Happy birthday.

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ImaWiseGuy 5

pretty big coincidence that everybody he knows for got......

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A7X_LoVeee 10

Maybe some of her friends but not her parents..

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AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

Maybe, it's too early. I live in Cali too, it's only 8:11 as of this comment and this post has been up for at least a couple of hours judging by the number of YDI and FYL votes there. So quit complaining OP, you'll get your Happy Birthday.

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dolphincheddar 10

I'm a person. but I'm not human. I'm a sex machine. but i still forget birthdays.. and anniversaries.. and condoms.. it happens

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Doortje 29

And that's probably your only birthday present, too. Well eh, happy birthday.

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Miss_Michaela 10

Well, at least you got one. I mean, he could've not said Happy Birthday at all. ;)

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NeatNit 32

That would have sucked if it was your birthday! ;D

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tammy0312 6

hahaha! my husbands uncle is a detective so now he has a really handy gold card. When we get pulled over and the cops check our plates all they say is "Have a nice day!" hehehe

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tammy0312 6

oh yeah and happy birthday, even though they're overrated.

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jess2gd4u 0

that's why ur countries justice system is a wrought.

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