Dogs and Animals: Bad boy

Bad boy

By VtecKickIn - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML

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By damncat - 08/12/2009 06:26 - United States

Today, while driving, I witnessed the neighbors dog viciously shaking a black cat. So I slammed on the brakes and jumped out of the car, frantically chasing around the huge dog screaming "Help, someone please help!" I finally managed to tackle him and release the cat. It was a stuffed animal. FML

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By frame - 20/03/2009 15:08 - Canada

Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML

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By Rhyno - 05/05/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I went to meet my girlfriends parents for the first time. I accidentally drove past their house the first time, but saw the whole family outside waiting to meet me. I pulled a U-Turn and heard a thud. The whole family watched me run over their dog. FML

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By stinky skunk - 05/09/2011 04:04 - Canada

Today, my dog ran away. It was dark, so I couldn't see very well, but I ran after him anyway. Thinking I had caught up to him, I grabbed him. It wasn't my dog. It was a skunk. FML

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amrik 11

Saturday 17 July 2010 17:06

it's only a mile and you could have saved the dogs life

jptipton2001 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 16:40

why would you get out of the car??

Comments

nabo4u 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 16:50

ydi for having a stupid girlfriend. also, for not knowing the difference between your dog and a strange dog. you also deserve it for just being a moron.

gamefreak935 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 16:51

wow your gf us a dumbass XD

Cinn_fml 22

Saturday 17 July 2010 16:52

Couldn't you tell if it was your dog? Also, why didn't she drive to pick you up? Seeing as though you left the 'moving car' which implies she was driving in the first place, and therefore being able to drive. She could also have done this on purpose or could've rung you when she got home to find your dog there...

justsayfuck 5

Saturday 17 July 2010 16:53

You would have prefered it WAS your dog running down the street into the traffic? :/

justsayfuck 5

Sunday 18 July 2010 0:44

xXxbiancaxXx 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 16:53

well atleast ur dig didn't run away...?

NerdyyKelliee 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 17:00

Lol wow. FYL.

Aeropostale 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 17:01

Run, Forrest! Run!

deafeningsilence 8

Saturday 17 July 2010 17:17

this ^

aardvarkish 15

Saturday 17 July 2010 20:33

For so many reasons!

yagurlteeteexoxo 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 17:02

this made me lol really hard.

amrik 11

Saturday 17 July 2010 17:06

it's only a mile and you could have saved the dogs life

ArtIsResistance7 1

Saturday 17 July 2010 17:19

Believe half of what you see, and none of what you hear. You should have drove up by it and done a barrel roll out of the car, tackling the dog. If you survived, you'd have one heck of a story to tell!