Dogs and Animals: Bad boy

Bad boy

By VtecKickIn - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML

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By frame - 20/03/2009 15:08 - Canada

Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML

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By Rhyno - 05/05/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I went to meet my girlfriends parents for the first time. I accidentally drove past their house the first time, but saw the whole family outside waiting to meet me. I pulled a U-Turn and heard a thud. The whole family watched me run over their dog. FML

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By stinky skunk - 05/09/2011 04:04 - Canada

Today, my dog ran away. It was dark, so I couldn't see very well, but I ran after him anyway. Thinking I had caught up to him, I grabbed him. It wasn't my dog. It was a skunk. FML

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amrik 11

Saturday 17 July 2010 17:06

it's only a mile and you could have saved the dogs life

jptipton2001 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 16:40

why would you get out of the car??

Comments

v_garcia3 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 20:28

after callin it by MY dog's name and bein ignored...I woulda figured it wasn't my dog

RedWriter 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 20:41

It makes me sad to see so many people like "omg u got out in traffic 4 just a stupid DOG?!?!?" I hope none of you have pets or anything you need to take care of. It's a matter of everyone's safety to make sure the dog is out of the road, including other drivers who might try to avoid hitting the dog and end up causing an accident. If you don't care about the life of an animal, I would at least think you'd want it out of the road. I mean, lyke, OMG, what if u hit it and itz blood splattered all over ur clean car?!?!? OH NOEZ! That would be horrible and ud have 2 clean it up! Yuk.

xxJORDISxx_fml 4

Saturday 17 July 2010 20:44

wow that

SeaNDouble 1

Saturday 17 July 2010 21:02

how is it nobody mentions how horrible it was that you were DRIVING then jumped out of the moving car leaving your girlfriend to take the wheel and SOMEHOW push a brake!! STOP THE CAR THEN GET THE DOG!! you'd cause more accidents than the dog would!!

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Saturday 17 July 2010 22:04

Some people use "driving" as a synonym for "riding". Stupid, I know, but it's true. Either he was actually the passenger or the car was barely moving when he jumped out-- like if he'd just thrown it into park or told his gf to apply the parking brake.