By shawty_x - 26/04/2009 12:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke to find my boyfriend of 2 years gone. I saw my little sister's talking bear at the bottom of my bed, it said "squeeze me" so I squeezed it and it said "it's over." It was my boyfriends voice. I was dumped by a talking bear. FML
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fermata 0

Wow I'm at a loss for words. It's amazing what stunts losers would pull to get out of having a mature, face-to-face talk with you.

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breeY0 7

pretend like it was never there ! say your going over, make that jerk say it to your face.

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fermata 0

Wow I'm at a loss for words. It's amazing what stunts losers would pull to get out of having a mature, face-to-face talk with you.

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NzxtZ06 0

holy shit. give him props, your ex is bad ass

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SodeNoShirayuki_fml 6

you dont know maybe he found stuff thay she was cheating on him and a bunch of other things

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Chaith 16

So classy. Haha. :]

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zimandme123 0

ha! that's exactly what I was thinking!!!! XD

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pancakes_n_syrup 0

At least he was creative

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christutta 0

sorry that guy was too much of a pussy to do it face to face

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stargirl14 0

this reminds me of that sex and the city episode where carrie's boyfriend dumps her with a post it note lol

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lnm701 0

That is one of the most absurd things I've ever heard.

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brodizzle 0

That is ******* awesome.

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DatBoyJday 0

I should of thought of that.

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foolsangel 4

If he's that much of an immature wuss, you didn't deserve him anyways.

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