Embarrassing, Dogs, Babysitter and Animals: Bad boy

Bad boy

By darlingditz - 02/04/2009 23:05 - United States

Today, I was babysitting for a new family. While the father was telling me about bed times and how to reach him, their dog started humping my leg. As I tried to discreetly push the dog away, his paw got caught in the pocket of my huge sweatpants, pulling them down. I was wearing a thong. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 20:14 - United States - Columbia City

Today, a dog bit me, tearing a hole through my sweatpants, my shorts, and my underwear, all to get at the dog treat I'd hidden in my pocket. FML

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By ScoozieBooze - 20/12/2012 18:17 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I caught my dog chewing on a tampon applicator. I tried to grab it from him, but he wanted to play "keep away" and ran outside. Like a dumbass, I chased after him in my underwear, earning myself the attention of my neighbors on each side of my driveway. FML

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By 1D-107 - 31/07/2012 17:43 - United States - Logan

Today, I was babysitting three kids, one of whom was particularly difficult to control. While trying to get him to behave, the two girls came up behind me and pulled my pants down. In front of a huge window open to the street below. FML

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By ER1C - 16/05/2016 12:35 - Canada

Today, as I was walking my dog around the block, I fell in the splits position on wet dirt and ripped my pants right on the front. I then had to walk home casually holding a chihuahua on my crotch hoping I would not run into anyone. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, I had my boss and his family over for dinner. Our kids played while waiting for dinner to be ready. Just as we were sitting to eat, our 8-year-olds ran out and my son says "Look at Baxter! I found underwear with a tail hole!" They had found my crotchless panties and put them on the dog. FML

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By fetch boy.. - 05/08/2013 05:28 - United States - Bellmore

Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML

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By noname - 03/01/2009 03:26 - France

Today, when I came home, my daughter's baby-sitter was busy smelling my thongs. FML

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By Mackdaddy - 07/02/2010 14:21 - United States

Today, I was at basketball practice and my coach asked me how my knee was. When I lifted my pants to show him, my cheetah print thong that had been stuck inside the pants from the dryer flew out to the ground. FML

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By day001313 - 07/04/2012 04:32 - United States - Albany

Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML

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Doggy dog world

By Maude - 20/11/2020 05:03 - Canada - Beauharnois

Today, I was going for a relaxing walk but my dog broke free from his leash. At the same time, my 80 year-old neighbor was leaving her apartment. My dog ran inside her home and she screamed. I ended up in her bedroom, running around her bed, chasing my dog who was trying to get at her pantyhose. FML

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spankyness 0

Friday 3 April 2009 2:26

Dog has been trained well

Lou_Briccant 0

Friday 3 April 2009 2:27

You're a girl, right?

Comments

Zoa_fml 0

Friday 3 April 2009 2:32

I'm hoping you are a female! And yea that's embarrassing!

kmj84 3

Friday 3 April 2009 2:34

lol #3. that is funny!!!!

pinkdaisy 0

Friday 3 April 2009 2:34

thats hillarious...the dad definately made that happen on purpose....was he hot...haha.

pinkdaisy 0

Friday 3 April 2009 2:35

that is hillarious, the dad must have made that happen on purpose.

ambrz 0

Monday 1 March 2010 8:54

haha why did u post the same thing with slight variations three times?

marylovesyou8D 7

Sunday 18 July 2010 18:12

hmmmm.......this sounds oddly familiar. oh yeah, you posted it three freaking times. :|

devo221 0

Saturday 24 September 2011 23:35

Come on now don't be mean

mistermarcus_fml 2

Monday 1 October 2012 9:34

Unfortunately, we all heard you the first time..

pinkdaisy 0

Friday 3 April 2009 2:33

thats hilarious...the dad must have planned that one :-)

vilas92 0

Friday 3 April 2009 2:35

hahahahaha thats soooo embarassing! did u get some bonus? haha

Nakedsquirrel 5

Friday 3 April 2009 2:35

Did the father smirk or get a boner?

SquidUlysses 0

Friday 3 April 2009 2:37

Pornos start this way! Unfortunately, so do lawsuits.

marykateex3 0

Friday 3 April 2009 2:37

Well, think of it this way: They'll either stop asking you to babysit and you won't have to face them again OR the dad liked what he saw and will call you quite often, therefore guaranteeing you more money. Embarrassing, yes, but a win-win situation :D