Embarrassing, Poopoo peepee and Health: Bad customer service moment

Bad customer service moment

By beernuts - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, due to the powerful antibiotic I was taking for a bad infection on my knee, I had no control over my bowels and shat my pants while discussing a plumbing problem in a customer's basement. FML

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mpsteve137 15

Tuesday 6 March 2012 18:54

Talk about taking an arrow to the knee right? *prepares for an onslaught if thumbs down*

Roevera 14

Tuesday 6 March 2012 19:02

OP, I think you're the one with the plumbing problems in your basement.. you got a leak.

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3rdbass 9

Tuesday 6 March 2012 21:23

Props to you if you tried playing it off as if you've never had plumbing problems yourself.

ilove80smetal 8

Tuesday 6 March 2012 21:34

What meds are you on?! I'm pretty sure laxatives should only make you loose control over your ass.

Pandacupcakelove 26

Tuesday 6 March 2012 21:34

Oh my god! That's awful! I couldn't even laugh because i felt so sorry for you ?

heart_aussie_fml 20

Tuesday 6 March 2012 22:02

So hard not to make an arrow-in-the-knee joke on this one... Anyway, FYL, sure.

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