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Bad date

By I hate chuds - 12/02/2025 20:00 - United States - Los Angeles

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Today, I was hit up to "Netflix and chill" by a guy I hang out with, so I dressed up real nice and went over. Unfortunately, the "Netflix" was actually watching Joe Rogan, and the "chill" was smiling politely whenever he would say, "He's right, you know?" and figuring out how and when to go home. FML
I agree, your life sucks 348
You deserved it 123

Same thing different taste

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How: any way you can. When: immediately.

GoogieWithers 23

Rush to the toilet. Come out clutching your stomach. Say loudly, 'I would not go in there if I were you!' Mood killed, and he has no desire to see you again.

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How: any way you can. When: immediately.

GoogieWithers 23

Rush to the toilet. Come out clutching your stomach. Say loudly, 'I would not go in there if I were you!' Mood killed, and he has no desire to see you again.