Bad influence

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Singapore

Today, my son told his teacher that she "has a nice rack." He's four. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 423
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Bekll 31

And now where did he hear such a phrase and know how to use it?

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DocBastard 38

*inputs David's comment into Idiot-English translation engine* *whirrr bzzzz click DING* "What the **** is a rack?" Well, David, "rack" is a euphemism for breasts, otherwise known as boobs, boobies, ****, jugs, sweater puppies, hooters, cans, melons, and bazoombas. You're welcome.

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sourgirl101 28

The rib cage is around your chest. The rib cage looks like a rack. The chest is where girls have their boobies. The....

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Draminicaus 0

You forgot honkers and mommy bags, Doc. :)

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sourgirl101 28

Don't forget "dirty pillows". I learned that one from "Stephen King's- Carrie".

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Sylverstone 2

Your life is f'ed because his life just 1-upped yours.

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sourgirl101 28

Haha. Double D's.

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pwnedl0l 5

i can imagine his dad now.. "THAT'S MY BOY!" *high five*

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teddygraham1 1

that would be what my husband would do. and I'd be the one explaining to our son why that wasn't a proper thing to say and he should never say it again, all while trying to keep a straight face.

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Alphafat 0

Now that's an awsome kid, time for hookers and ice cream!

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sourgirl101 28

Double D's are making you "beat what..."?

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stewpididiot 11

Mom cringes with shame and embarrassment ... Dad beams with pride and a sense of Job Well Done....'Thats my Boy !!

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