Bad influence

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Singapore

Today, my son told his teacher that she "has a nice rack." He's four. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 423
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Bekll 31

And now where did he hear such a phrase and know how to use it?

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Comments

TheRealFamilyGuy 5

i would like to buy your son a beer, because he just became a man!

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juliahockey 0

and she can't even slap him, because he is 4! hah.

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iTaylor 0

kids say the darndest things. he probably overheard you and your spouse in bed. tone it down next time :)

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ed057 2

kids don't lie, how old is his teacher? :)

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_TONGAN_ 5

I'm sure the kid was talking about the coat rack where the students hang their coats...they must of painted it or something...lol

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Hey guys, have you ever stopped to think that maybe it's a case of "monkey see, monkey do"? While it's possible the kid fully understood what he said, it's also possible he'd seen some male figure in his life say that to a lady. He may have thought it was an appropriate compliment, and said it because he looked up to the guy who said it.

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zkchild 0

Come on the kid just could have noticed the new coat rack that the teacher had gotten. Or he was talking about her nice ****.

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fakeaccountX 6

COAT rack! COAT rack!

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mjcdsjf 0

Learn early. Learn early.

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oh_McE_yousofine 2

wow a kid who wants peace in the middle east. a bright future that one.

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ThatBoyChinks 0

Rack = Breast. Now do you see what's bad about this?

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IVANTTOCOME 0

Great job on teaching your son. A gentleman and a scholar.

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Bekll 31

And now where did he hear such a phrase and know how to use it?

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Tempuser117 2

Probably from her husband... which begs the question why does he say that often enough for the kid to pick it up and know how to apply it.

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sodamnrandom 13

exactly. where else could he have heard it from?

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yourmurderscenex 13

hahaha that's hilarious. i don't know what i would do if my son did that.

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morgy8599 0

maybe he was talking about the coat rack??? gimmie some jackets!!! mhmm

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IVANTTOCOME 0

Yeah he was going to take off his jeans and jack-it.

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Schizomaniac 24

It'd be a win if it wasn't taken from an album name.

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MzKitty83 0

or if it wasn't about a 4 year old little boy

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davek 36

Another candidate for the introduction of a "This is actually win" button.

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starile 19

Maybe he heard your husband say that about you! Kids these days.

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