Dogs, Farts and Animals: Bad omen

Bad omen

By Anonymous - 17/11/2013 13:34 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have our first kiss with each other, but my dog decided to let one rip, stinking up the whole room. My boyfriend still doesn't believe it was my dog who did it. FML

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Same thing different taste

By aaalias34 - 26/02/2010 11:13 - United States

Today, my dog farted. Immediately, he turned around to sniff his stink then furiously licked his butthole. He then licked my nose. FML

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By silentbutdeadly - 27/04/2009 22:04 - United States

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend. His dog, Baxter, has a bad farting problem. I decided it would be okay to let a silent fart out and blame the dog. Baxter was outside when I blamed him. FML

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By Puppy problems - 27/10/2013 01:23 - United States - Essex Junction

Today, I invited my boyfriend over to meet my new puppy. My dog decided to take a dump on his lap. He is now not talking to me because he thinks I trained my dog to do that. FML

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Blame the pooch

By anamota89 - 11/05/2012 09:33 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. I had to fart really badly, so thinking that he wouldn't hear me, I did so. He heard me and asked, "Did you fart?" I said "No, it was my dog." I don't have a dog, and he knows this. FML

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By SHIT-BREATH - 05/06/2013 16:03 - United Kingdom - Chepstow

Today, my puppy came into my room, and I cupped his head in my hands and bent down to kiss him. As I did, I realized that the part of his head I was kissing was covered in his own shit that he'd seemingly been rolling in. FML

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The Taste of Love

By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML

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By mandygeegoesnom - 29/02/2012 05:30 - United States

Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2015 00:06 - Canada - Newmarket

Today, I found dog poop in my room that had probably been there for days. My girlfriend, who was watching the house, said she didn't realize it was there, because she thought it was the smell of her own farts. FML

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By Username - 10/08/2011 12:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend leaned over and sniffed me like a dog. He does this almost every day, even in front of people sometimes. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2013 04:44 - United States

Today, I was telling my boyfriend how proud I am of him for finding a really good job. He interrupted me to tell me that my breath smelled like his cat's. FML

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eddeeezzyy 19

Sunday 17 November 2013 19:14

The ultimate **** block.

FML64128 7

Sunday 17 November 2013 19:13

That stinks.

Comments

elusiveshame 22

Sunday 17 November 2013 20:07

Gotta love it when pets ruin the moment!

sanecatlady 13

Sunday 17 November 2013 20:14

Well, it *is* the oldest excuse in the book. :)

creepyclowntown 10

Sunday 17 November 2013 20:15

its odd you have a boyfriend before you even kiss him

isuckok 11

Sunday 17 November 2013 23:33

Not really. My boyfriend have been together 3+ months, but haven't kissed because we've only seen each other about twice since we got together. Perhaps they have a strong connection, just haven't been around each other yet.

cgart96 15

Sunday 17 November 2013 20:29

I don't believe it was the dog either, lol.

rms1818 2

Sunday 17 November 2013 20:52

That could've been your boyfriend.

JVIarijke 24

Monday 18 November 2013 1:04

Best comment so far.

ElricMustang 23

Sunday 17 November 2013 20:56

So that's the story you're going to stick with? ;D

awilliams44 9

Sunday 17 November 2013 21:02

That is such a special moment. Maybe there's a good reason that, that happened. Good luck sweetie it will happen in the most amazing way just be patient