Kids and Teenagers: Bad seed

Bad seed

By Anonymous - 05/09/2022 22:00 - United States - Worcester

Today, and in the past week since became a full-time dad to my 16 year-old son, he's got caught sneaking out at night, lost his virginity, and I had to call the cops because he was caught trying to go two states over to be with said girl. I think he's trying to make me look bad. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2018 12:00

Today, I found out my son has been sneaking out of his room at night to see his girlfriend. He's a fully-grown 23-year-old man with a job and his own car. He doesn't need to sneak out. What an idiot. FML

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DILF

By Anonymous - 06/05/2016 16:55 - United States - Harrisburg

Today, my dad and I ran into a guy I've been dating. He flipped out and accused me of cheating on him. This is now the second guy to have a similar reaction to my dad. I guess this is one of those unexpected consequences of teen pregnancy that my parents didn't see coming. FML

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Yeet the kid

By Anonymous - 29/06/2021 16:01

Today, my son no longer tries to sneak in and out of the house at inappropriate times. Now, he just brazenly walks out, ignoring me when I ask where he’s going, then walks back in at like 4 in the morning, and again ignores me because he’s still on his phone to someone. FML

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****** around, found out

By I blame Youtube - 05/01/2023 00:00

Today, my teenage son broke into my gun safe, took my gun, and dumped the magazine into the side of his ex-girlfriend's family home. He's completely stunned that he was arrested and charged with attempted murder. My wife blames me and wants a divorce. FML

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Misunderstood

By not a phobe - 16/07/2020 08:02

Today, my son told our whole family and all our friends that I kicked him out for being gay. I kicked him out because on more than one occasion he got drunk and sneaked random men in the house while he was supposed to be watching his younger siblings while I worked nights. They believed him. FML

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By Jilly - 08/08/2011 06:45 - Australia

Today, I found out that my son had sold his house key to one of his friends for half a packet of gum. Now there is someone out there who I have never met with full access to my house. My son is 16. FML

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He's got game

By Anonymous - 07/03/2024 05:00 - United Kingdom - Portsmouth

Today, I caught my son sneaking a woman out of his room at 5 a.m. After she was gone, I started with the questions, one of which was, “Well, what’s her name?” His response was, “No idea, I only met her last week.” I’ve raised one of “those guys.” FML

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By Jenna - 03/07/2012 23:20 - United Kingdom - Reading

Today, my dad was driving me home and was angrily explaining how my boyfriend was a bad influence and that he was hanging out with the wrong crowd. After finally convincing him to give him another chance, we stopped at a traffic light just in time to see my boyfriend being chased by police. FML

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Well done

By Anonymous - 17/10/2015 11:41 - United States - Mechanicsville

Today, I had to bail my son out of jail, because he's a wimp and wouldn't last a night in there. His crime: pissing through the open windows of passing cars after losing a bet with his friends. I feel like if he gave me grandkids, they'd be born with half a brain. FML

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Pure evil

By Anonymous - 28/11/2023 00:00

Today, my son got in an argument with my boyfriend, packed up his stuff, and moved in with his dad. Not five minutes later I saw my boyfriend doing his stupid happy dance. When angrily confronted, he admitted he orchestrated every argument for months until he got the result he wanted, my son gone. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 6 September 2022 13:55

No, he's trying to get his dick wet. Do you not know how men work?

TeaTimeAbyss 20

Tuesday 6 September 2022 17:38

If you went through the same things he's going through as a teen, wouldn't you have acted out too? There's something deeper than him being petty. It's not about you.

Comments

Yudith 24

Tuesday 6 September 2022 12:45

I think he's in love, and that's cute. Not everything has to be about you, dad.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 6 September 2022 13:55

No, he's trying to get his dick wet. Do you not know how men work?

TeaTimeAbyss 20

Tuesday 6 September 2022 17:38

If you went through the same things he's going through as a teen, wouldn't you have acted out too? There's something deeper than him being petty. It's not about you.

Chazzster 28

Tuesday 6 September 2022 19:21

OP, ask yourself an honest question - Is your being upset about your son due to him “losing his virginity” or is it about the mechanics of how he did that? If you are upset because your 16 year old son managed to have sex, then I suggest you need some “reality therapy”. Humans are sexual creatures with desires and urges. I’m not saying this is the best way for son to have found a willing sexual partner, nor would it be appropriate or legal if his partner was legally an adult and son was a minor. I suggest you focus on explaining to son the risks of a long distance rendezvous with someone they’ve never met in person and on the need for protection against an STD (and pregnancy if that’s relevant). You will not get son to give up on sex, only further hide it from you - So you need to focus on protection of your son and his future partners. Personally I was a “late bloomer” sexually, but my Dad was not. When he was a little less than your son’s age he was “dating” as he delicately described it, his teacher. While that’s not a good start for a relationship, I really don’t think it did my Dad any harm. You are aware that biological males don’t get pregnant aren’t you, but if they impregnate someone there can be very long term and expensive consequences.

Jesse Duff 15

Thursday 8 September 2022 3:30

So...you became a fulltime dad a week ago, and he's gotten wild...buckle up buddy, your life is about to take some wild turns called being a parent. He probably loves this girl, and you tore him away from his life. whether its for better or worse on hus part, start expecting the backlash. PS kid's been raised by now, do your part by keeping a roof over his head and food in his stomach.