Bad sex

By izzie - 09/05/2010 14:15 - Canada

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Today, I had sex for the first time in months. His apology took longer than the sex did. FML
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rockstatic 0

These FMLs are so annoying. Look, your "problem" is that the guy is too attracted to you, and came right away. Here are some things you can do about it: 1. Make him come once first, then have sex with you. See how that goes. 2. Do a lot more foreplay. If you're that concerned about not getting enough action, have him eat you out first or finger you or use a vibrator on you. If you've already come, then it's not even that bad if he can't last. 3. Act like he's some sort of failure and your life is some sort of a disaster. Sex is always about working things out. Stop whining just because it wasn't earth-shaking right away.

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ronnieboo 0

pussy was dat good!! shit prolly got tight kuz u weren't sexing in sh min lol ;) if he bust quick take it as a compliment

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mikearnold1593 0

Hmm, maybe it's because you didn't give him the sex in awhile...

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SpamPam 18

Jeez it's just common courtesy to help finish the girl, I mean he's got hands right?

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mthurston 14

He might be apologizing but he's thinking "doesn't matter had sex!"

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