Bad sex

By izzie - 09/05/2010 14:15 - Canada

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Today, I had sex for the first time in months. His apology took longer than the sex did. FML
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rockstatic 0

These FMLs are so annoying. Look, your "problem" is that the guy is too attracted to you, and came right away. Here are some things you can do about it: 1. Make him come once first, then have sex with you. See how that goes. 2. Do a lot more foreplay. If you're that concerned about not getting enough action, have him eat you out first or finger you or use a vibrator on you. If you've already come, then it's not even that bad if he can't last. 3. Act like he's some sort of failure and your life is some sort of a disaster. Sex is always about working things out. Stop whining just because it wasn't earth-shaking right away.

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transcedental 18

At least he apologized. I have to agree with #71 he says sorry and you come here and whine..

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Nolight 8

Bleh , maybe you are the reason that he finished so quickly? (getting him turned on) Ever think of that?

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ARNGwifey 0

Maybe you really turn him on, or he needs to get laid more. when a guy isnt laid often. he usually cant go for long. When hubs gets back from training and deployments its like that for a little while.

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sir_sleepsalot 0

heh, long ass apology

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dannyboy66 7

when i have sex i cum and dont stop i just keep going

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t1gga420 0

that sucks. i wish i coulda helped u out there woulda been no apology

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MichealaAnderson 1

I hadn't had sex in 2years. I had sex with my new boyfriend recently. Exact same thing happened. Apparently it's a problem he commonly has...

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HeyLyric 0

It's not a "problem." Many, in fact most, men cum very quickly the first time. Wait anywhere from 20 minutes to an hour, and have at it again- I can guarantee that he will last for at LEAST half an hour.

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