Bad sex

By izzie - 09/05/2010 14:15 - Canada

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Today, I had sex for the first time in months. His apology took longer than the sex did. FML
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rockstatic 0

These FMLs are so annoying. Look, your "problem" is that the guy is too attracted to you, and came right away. Here are some things you can do about it: 1. Make him come once first, then have sex with you. See how that goes. 2. Do a lot more foreplay. If you're that concerned about not getting enough action, have him eat you out first or finger you or use a vibrator on you. If you've already come, then it's not even that bad if he can't last. 3. Act like he's some sort of failure and your life is some sort of a disaster. Sex is always about working things out. Stop whining just because it wasn't earth-shaking right away.

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ScooterScott 0

There are no comments... but I commented on this.... and anti-flood is gone! Yay!

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TraTraTrashyy 0

your mistaken... that wasnt sex..

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godofcyanide 8

well, FYL... but it happens. should get better in little time. don't make him feel like crap about it; he'll be doing enough of that on his own.

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Azhrie69 0

1=> Why was he apologising? 2=> How long was his apology? 3=> If he was ready to go again, what's the big deal? It happens sometimes. 4=> Did he make up for it later? 5=> Is this a common occurance for him? If all else fails, you need to find a new man.

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niub777 0

whoa that suxs hope yer sex liife gets better

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logandean 0

:( why should he appologize?

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lito27 0

ah you got a poke and pop on your hands

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yourefreakindumb 0

Think of how HE feels you selfish *****.

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SpamPam 18

I really don't think she's selfish for wanting the same happy ending he gets. I mean... He's got hands right?

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