Bad Yelp review
By notsohot - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By notsohot - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
epic burn
That sucks, but it did make me giggle. Damn!
Fake.
I really want to try this now. It's mean but damn is it funny.
1 word: butterface LMAO
in the words of Will & Grace: "Rudeness Giuliani!!"
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Wow, thats a downer, shallow people are shallow!! I'd like to say dont let it get to you but I know better, things like that really hurt and even if you know you'll never see the jerk again it still really hurts!!
If he could take a third, even closer look at you, he might have found you irresistible. But he lacks the true capacity to see. "Not so hot," is it? Really now, there is no need to extrapolate. Why define yourself by one loser's opinion? He's quick to judge and he has poor eyesight if he had to look twice, are you sure he didn't miss something, after all? By the way, "hot" cannot be perceived by sight, in case if he's not aware. It's in kinetics. You need to touch it to feel it. Or at least come very...close.