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By notsohot - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was walking when I heard a car horn honk. I looked up to see a hot guy giving me a thumbs up. As he got a better look at me, he made a disgusted face and flipped his hand so he was giving me a thumbs down. FML
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Im_Not_Jimmy 0

Wow, thats a downer, shallow people are shallow!! I'd like to say dont let it get to you but I know better, things like that really hurt and even if you know you'll never see the jerk again it still really hurts!!

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spellfire 0

If he could take a third, even closer look at you, he might have found you irresistible. But he lacks the true capacity to see. "Not so hot," is it? Really now, there is no need to extrapolate. Why define yourself by one loser's opinion? He's quick to judge and he has poor eyesight if he had to look twice, are you sure he didn't miss something, after all? By the way, "hot" cannot be perceived by sight, in case if he's not aware. It's in kinetics. You need to touch it to feel it. Or at least come very...close.

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helen29 4

hahaha #8 wow lmao n seriously your name says it all .... dumbass!!!

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Cr4zy5pacec0w80y 0

That's awesome :D but im sure you're not that ugly :)t

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madfreakinggf 3

My bf and I call that, good from far but far from good.. Lol sorry op

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kaydubyah 3

stupidity. Some of these comments too. You dk what she looks like why say stupid shit. beauty is in the eye of the beholder. There is always gonna be someone who finds you attractive and someone who doesn't.

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ImTheAlpha 30

I believe there's a word for that. Someone who looks attractive only from a distance... Can't remember it though. I think it's in a nordic language. Somewhere in Europe.

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