Students, Education and Work: Bag sign

Bag sign

By Evjoel - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Bermuda - Hamilton

Today, I decided to take some local college courses to improve my résumé. I got into the physics room and a large, multi-colored sign in large print stated, "NO THROWING OR STABBING." FML

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AllyKayR 18

Saturday 1 October 2016 7:01

You know what they say .. There's a story behind every sign

Infamous_Pickle 21

Saturday 1 October 2016 7:08

Would you rather have throwing and stabbing be allowed?

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Goblin182 26

Monday 3 October 2016 13:35

Those disagreements between Sheldon and Leonard can escalate.

creditless 14

Monday 3 October 2016 20:11

well at least you know it's safe because the rules are clearly posted

RhondaYolonda 4

Tuesday 11 October 2016 9:24

Sounds like a good joke and fun teacher.

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