Bag sign

By Evjoel - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Bermuda - Hamilton

Today, I decided to take some local college courses to improve my résumé. I got into the physics room and a large, multi-colored sign in large print stated, "NO THROWING OR STABBING." FML
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AllyKayR 18

You know what they say .. There's a story behind every sign

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Infamous_Pickle 21

Would you rather have throwing and stabbing be allowed?

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AllyKayR 18

You know what they say .. There's a story behind every sign

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GhostFox 33

Well, there does seem to be a record of correlation between being intelligent and being... Our of step with normal society, to put it politely. Hopefully if there is a repeat of the event that made such a sign necessary, you won't be involved in it.

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Infamous_Pickle 21

Would you rather have throwing and stabbing be allowed?

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gracehi 31

I, for one, am super disappointed I'm not allowed to throw anything or stab anyone in my physics class. I had this elaborate plan to throw rotten tomatoes at everyone and stab the first person who tried to stop me. Now my plan is ruined, all because of that damn sign and the bleeding heart liberal who posted it. Damn liberals and their signs taking away our freedoms.

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TXfmylifer 10

Somewhere along the line a science discussion went bad.

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species4872 19

At least they made the sign attractive by the sounds of it.

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amileah13 26

Hey, if you survive that class you can at least put on your resume, "I survived physics in college!"

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RichardPencil 30

I'm guessing ballistic motion is going to be a fascinating topic.

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RichardPencil 30

When they start asking whether light is a particle or a wave, get the hell out. Nerds go thug when their theories collide.

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