Embarrassing, Awkward, Parents and Cops: Bailed out

Bailed out

By poorchild - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to bail both my parents out of jail. They'd thought it would be fun to go streaking. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 740

You deserved it 3 026

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saIty 17

Wednesday 23 November 2011 12:00

Tell em to hit me up next time. We'll streak like no other have ever done before.

breadfruit 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 12:05

I bet they were testing your loyalty to see if you would pay their bail. Next up: arson!

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jimmykaz 2

Wednesday 23 November 2011 19:13

That's not fml that is awesome parents. Maybe not for u but for me and everyone else haha sweet parents.

samwhambam 3

Wednesday 23 November 2011 19:15

streaking is fuckinfun good for them

bubo_fml 10

Wednesday 23 November 2011 19:22

My Mom once got arrested for public intoxication, urinating in public & defacing government property. She pissed on the hood of a police cruiser...I was never more proud of bailing some one out of the clink!

cheerluv15 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 19:22

Are your parents stupid?

FaraPjJammaz 13

Wednesday 23 November 2011 20:15

Life is short! :)

sammyg524 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 21:29

That sucks!

elocin999 4

Wednesday 23 November 2011 23:23

eew

FredtheFailLord 4

Thursday 24 November 2011 0:01

I would have left them.

wwwowww 4

Thursday 24 November 2011 0:10

send them a bill :p

andoprime 4

Thursday 24 November 2011 0:27

Under normal circumstances I would say you deserved it but no your life totally does suck.

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