Embarrassing, Awkward, Parents and Cops: Bailed out

Now that is funny. Next time they give you a right and wrong lecture I think you will have ammunition to use. I hope they don't have to register as sex offenders because of this

rubberduckie72 4

Thursday 24 November 2011 17:55

i bet holidays are fun at your house. be like my son did me and compare their mug shots with ur friends parents mug shots and post them to face book.

MCRaddict 0

Thursday 24 November 2011 18:11

ur parents are amazing

Igor_g5 0

Friday 25 November 2011 2:12

Sounds like fun.

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