Ballsy move

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff - United States - Franklin

Today, I finally got the balls to ask the girl of my dreams out, but all I could talk about was my two cats. FML
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AzariusStar01 26

It happens, everyone experiences anxiety and having nothing to say. Just try to relax next time and be yourself, eventually you'll gradually grow more comfortable around her

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AzariusStar01 26

It happens, everyone experiences anxiety and having nothing to say. Just try to relax next time and be yourself, eventually you'll gradually grow more comfortable around her

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sororitytaylor 24

I would have loved to hear about your cats! It would have been a good icebreaker for me, but she may be different.

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Cali 54

If "different" means "lame" then yes.

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neuronerd 28

His talking about his two cats was one of the reasons I asked my boyfriend out. Cats are the best. I rate your date conversation 10/10.

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RichardPencil 30

That could have worked, if she were into cats. If not, you just choked on a big hairball.

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efavors7 4

Omg I'd love to sit and listen to stories about cats

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RobertELeon 4

You should have asked to fist her.

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