Love and Cats: Ballsy move

Ballsy move

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff - United States - Franklin

Today, I finally got the balls to ask the girl of my dreams out, but all I could talk about was my two cats. FML

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Tarlachia 33

Monday 20 February 2017 14:07

Cats got your tongue?

AzariusStar01 26

Sunday 19 February 2017 6:46

It happens, everyone experiences anxiety and having nothing to say. Just try to relax next time and be yourself, eventually you'll gradually grow more comfortable around her

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TheNewGuy03 28

Tuesday 21 February 2017 3:58

If it turns out that she also loves cats, then you will may be successful and eventually get the pussy

BeachMammal 8

Tuesday 21 February 2017 4:01

If she likes cats, it may have been fine. If she doesn't like cats, then don't bother with her. ;)

Begiz 12

Tuesday 21 February 2017 13:58

Can't hug every cat ?

pjsr 32

Wednesday 22 February 2017 2:22

Looks like she dodged a bullet

Enfp girl 1

Wednesday 22 February 2017 10:47

Did she at least seem interested?

Ashton Burge 4

Wednesday 15 January 2020 2:13

next time try anal

starbound1332 2

Saturday 23 October 2021 20:45

At least you talked to her.

Bonniibiik 6

Sunday 24 October 2021 21:27

Acknowledge you were awkward and tell her she makes you nervous. It’ll come over as a compliment to most women.

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